It's actually a big catch-22, like with the crazy lady who said that Keanu Reeves fathered her children. You can't give in or acknowledge every rumor, because then people will start coming out of the woodwork and claiming this just to get their 15 minutes. Keanu eventually had to take the paternity test to stop her,…

Didn't Marie Curie's one daughter go on to win a Nobel Prize? Her other two children were famous noted scientists as well. Her kids were pretty awesome.

Happy Endings is one of the best shows on television right now. Bonus info: Fred Savage did not only make a cameo, he directed this (and many other) episode! This is how a child star should evolve. Take note, Lindsay!

Well, you know there's that little slot for quarters in a cash register? It doesn't hold 40 dollars worth...

If you say so! I'm going to continue to avoid haunted houses. If that makes me crazy, then so be it.

Avoiding haunted houses and being insane are not the same thing.

Like I said, it may mean that I'm not that skeptical. It's more like, why take the chance? I'd just rather not.

You know, I'll be honest, I didn't get as much of the darkness of your story from your initial post (I read it at work, surreptitiously, so that may have contributed to it) but I do understand what you are saying now. I understand why you did what you did, and I hope that you now eat all the easter candy you want!

I consider myself fairly skeptical, I guess, but I would never go anywhere near a haunted house, or use a ouija board, or anything. I guess that means that I'm not that skeptical, but I am not brave when it comes to that sort of stuff and it's better to be safe than sorry!

I'm sorry, but I don't find this story as cute and heartwarming as everyone else. He broke your basket, which is ultra douchey, so you broke his arm?!? Over-reaction? Felony assault?

I find this story even less cute then the original post. I mean, I am processing that you were even basically assaulted, but you broke both his legs and walked away in retaliation. If you had punched him in the face, I'd say that he deserved it, but the fact that you pushed him down the stairs, which could have, you…

You just have to famewhore it enough, basically, and be able to act like an idiot on television. Or be lucky and have your sister marry a prince/make a sex tape.

She is not a complete train-wreck terror, which is more then I can say for Snooki, who also got a book deal. And, she could probably literally vomit onto paper and write a better book then Tyra. So she has that going for her.

Sorry, my post was intended to be more sarcastic then it ended up sounding. I understand what you are saying, but the ridiculous fact that it is in a hell house is infuriating.

Wait, wait, wait. So, someone is molested by their uncle, and then is turned gay, and has AIDs and goes to hell? What exactly is the moral there? Don't get molested as a child? Good advice, church!

The fact that she calls herself Ms. Lea Michelle (the only other person I can think of who did this was Tila Tequila, and enough said) is ridiculous.

I love Kris's response, because he sounds so blindsided. He's the one that said that she could have replaced him with any guy. She just wanted to be married (and make a quick buck).

Tons of people have insinuated that Clooney was gay. I see this more as Elizabeth's ploy to stay relevant.

You just need the slew of women you date to be pretty for them to be effective beards.

Sorry, I have to agree with smartgal, I think Dianna Agron seems totally pretentious. The entire thing with her obviously fake romance with Alex Pettyfer made me really not like her. It was like - Marriage Announcement - Terrified for her life - never mentioned him again - obviously for movie press for a movie that…