They tried! They put him in the scrubs... whatever it was. That just didn't make it.

Ben Affleck is the star of both Gigli AND Jersey Girl. So.... yeah.

People think that legalizing everything is the way to get all the bad aspects of it (besides the act itself, I guess) to stop. However, I would argue that this is not the case, at all. Legalizing doesn't stop people from making a dangerous product or going around the existing laws. In fact, these people would…

That was the sound of your marathon man reference going over everyone's heads.

Well, to be fair, Gwyneth didn't save her life per se, she almost ran her over. Then the woman missed her train, and missed being in the World Trade Center. There's kind of a big leap between that and helping a woman out of a burning building.

I think they make a lot of money from their printer division...

This thread is kind of ridiculous, and a lot of people are blaming "the mens." Um, no, classical music is ultra traditional. Lang Lang, considered one of the finest pianists of our generation, is CONSTANTLY criticized. Why? Because he has too many facial expressions. Seriously.

It's just easier to be outraged.

Um, I dunno, male classical players pretty much only wear tuxedos, right? Like, ultra formal wear. It's not like there's some sort of strange double standard going on here....

If you read the linked article, it says he's done this about 12 times in the past year, and, unsurprisingly, a lot of them have been dismissed (the ones that haven't probably haven't been in front of a judge yet).

I don't really get the surface cleaner one. Yes, you can continually buy kool-aid packets, but I think at some point you're really going to even out on the amount of money that you spend. For me, with cleaning, and this maybe isn't the most chemical free way to go, but if you can swing it, depending on what kinds of…

I wonder who impregnated Mike Myers wife? If the (many, many, many) blind items are to be believed, it certainly wasn't him...

At this point, I'm pretty sure she's a fairly willing participant in... whatever it is she's doing....

I think it's more for the, you have to pay 15 bucks to get every single HBO, when all you really want is normalsauce HBO and you don't even speak spanish so why do they include HBO en Espanol?

Keebler's sells knockoffs!

That would be impossible to measure. A woman with a PhD in English may make the same as a man with a BS in chemistry, but I am positive a woman with a PhD in Chemistry would make probably 10x the man with the BS.

Toad already comes in generic male and female versions

Bowser and King Koopa are one and the same!

Girl scout cookies cost 4 dollars! Or have my local troops been ripping me off? No, but seriously, you can buy a box of grasshoppers for 2 dollars at the grocery store, and they have at least 3x the amount of cookies in the box. And I think they are just as good. (I do always buy at least three boxes a year to…

It isn't just that it doesn't look like Dante, it's that this development team totally threw out the design made by the creators and made him look exactly like the head of the studio, down to the haircut.