Those are your words, not mine. I still don't get that, at all, but I don't think I'll be asking you for clarification, I don't want to be yelled at for no reason again.

This times 1000. I am sorry, white people, you are not discriminated against, and reverse racism isn't really a thing. There aren't anti-white lynch mobs, and no one stares at you funny when you walk into expensive stores.

Um, I have watched the olympics for many years and Germany never seems shy about waving their flag around....

But this is like the 9th time she was going to "quit to have a normal life," so I won't hold my breath. She also tweeted about how she was starring in an action movie, clothing line, blah blah blah.

I can't wait until this movie doesn't live up to the hype. At this point, the actors would probably have to come out of the screen and hand everybody wads of cash for it to live up to the hype.

I don't know if you follow Tila Tequila, but she really, really doesn't want that. This is just something she says on the regular.

Seriously, I agree. Everyone makes fun of trades workers, like its a horrible thing to be a mechanic and much preferable to have a French Literature degree.

Unless the ironing board also performs sexual favors, I think it's safe to say that most people will still not enjoy ironing. It's not because I don't have a really cool movable ironing board that I hate ironing.

I read that as "Someday you could say goodbye to Sarah Palin." Needless to say, the real article disappointed.

Man, Krazy Kelly is really leaning into that "I was bullied" thing. Does she not actually watch her show?

Man, I can't wait to watch Charlie Sheen's new show when I take acid and stare at an unplugged television, because I'm pretty sure that's the only channel it'll be played on.

Someone who has never been on a vacation with only other guys, or you know, is friends with any guys at all, wrote that article.

I read this as, "Moms, another way seriously everything is your fault."

Um, this is still sexual harassment. Kissing someone who doesn't want to be kissed is harmless? Let's switch genders and see if you still think that is true. You probably don't.

I mean, I feel bad for them too? I wouldn't like to be killed for food. In any way.

Tip for cooking perfect rice: use a rice cooker. They're like 18 bucks at target. If you really like rice, drop 90 and use a zojirushi.

I don't feel sorry that we kill pigs to eat. Lions don't raise pigs in tiny cages where they aren't able to sit down, force-feed them fattening foods, and then slaughter them en masse. That's the part that I feel bad about.

I'm not talking about this part of the process.

It sounds great for traveling. I don't want to pay 15 dollars to have barely usable internet on a plane, so you could just watch these videos instead.

Sometimes I totally understand why people are vegetarians. I really do feel bad for the animals we eat....