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That’s because “drain the swamp” is code for white supremacy.

Welcome to GMG - you must be new here. Editors were fired over 2 years ago and the quality journalists took buyouts last week.

Also skipped over the part that it’s Gildo Pallanca Pastor, a member of Monaco’s second dynasty after the Grimaldis. Grandson of Gildo Pastor, who developed Monaco’s oceanfront into apartments in the 1950s. Son of Helene Pastor, who was assassinated in 2014 by her son-in-law.

The photographer tried, again, to explain, adding that she said she was a German heiress. The man shook his head, left the elevator, still unsure what, exactly, made Sorokin so worthy of the public’s attention.

Because travel points are worth more than cash back.

Yes. One card is for gas points (3x), one card is for grocery points (4.5x) and everyday use, and one card is for dining and travel (3x).

You know that they’re sewn shut on purpose and you have to cut them open, right?

The line is a direct call-back to Fabolous, who was referencing Scarface originally. Slapping “Chun-Li” on the end of it is just Nicki’s normal lazy style.

Gizmodo Media Group has no editors at all anymore. There are no article reviews, just publish publish publish.

This article confirms that the gizmodo staff have all gone to shit. The writers of a gadget blog can’t figure out an aroma diffuser or headphones?

I can assemble the worst people on earth to my beck and call.
Dodge, Jeep and RAM QA Line employees

You know when Amazon is delivering this way because the deliverer will be marked as AMZL.

Black Ops 3 several years ago. This is nothing new.

None of that matters when you’re on a long-haul flight and your headphones die after 4 hours with no way to recharge them.

This was already sold to another person. Looks like they are selling it now, so you’re not buying it straight from DM.

Pot calling the kettle black, here.

Your comment doesn’t make sense.

Also this:

Fought. Won. 15+ years.