The trick is to expedite your exit from the dealership and then drive at a reasonable rate on the road so you don’t get pulled over on the hot bike

Suspects are described as middle aged, fat, bald and very probably dentists.

“If Toyota truly wants its other performance cars to be as unique as the GR Yaris, then perhaps it should consider going it alone more often. Or, I guess don’t, and live with those consequences”

They could try lifting it and putting some black plastic cladding on the wheel wells, I hear that’s pretty popular.

Did I just read a non-Jeep article?

Or...hear me out! 195hp, FWD, raised up a little add some extra doors and because Nissan is fancy like that throw in an awesome CVT!!! 

Everyone on this site: “I want a fast, stylish-but-not-overstyled, 300-400hp car with RWD, a manual transmission, and relatively analog underpinnings. I also want it for cheap.”

Whoever ends up buying this car, please read this note: We know you don’t give a shit about the car. Keep the plates, and give me the Volvo as a tax-free gift, please.

Why? Us renters know it’s usually the offsite property management company that makes these asinine rules. The on site manager is just doing a job.

Now hear me out: Mitsuoka. Look at it.

Live free, but tow those ugly brodozers! 

near David Tracy grade cars

I work in real estate in Manhattan.

These aren’t even “luxury” apartments. Just some normal ass, $900/mo units. Give these people a fucking break.

From what I’ve seen people buy Telsas for either status symbol, or “convivence”. I once saw dude in a model 3 toss his starbucks cup on the ground, when there was literally a trash can like 20 steps away. I doubt the bro really cares about the planet.

Because they are two big techy geeks who think they are cool. And because they can. Why does anyone buy anything better than a used Corolla? <shrug>

They REFUSED to publish my story about my Miata getting locked to a Supercharger! It’s been there 7 months, still on E. 

When Tesla stops crapping out $hitboxes maybe Jalopnik coverage will be more favorable.

Locking plug = So people don’t go around unplugging cars “just for lols”, or to plug in their own.

That Tesla owner was obviously a shorter.