It could have been worse. Remember that time Miss New Jersey ripped the crown off the head of Miss Rhode Island and then it exploded?

See, I’m not a huge fan of dark chocolate so I probably wasn’t going to like it anyway. HOWEVER, it was free which usually equals delicious for me and even then...I wonder what “true” “bean-to-bar” (sounds like a move you can try with your vibrator) chocolate tastes like...seems like fancy=bitter as fuck.

If you click over to the article there are pictures showing before they grew beards to dupe hipsters into paying 10 bucks a bar for remelted chocolate. It's fucking hilarious and reminds me of the duck dynasty bros.

Well, it’s a strange place, to be sure. But yeah, I can see you, fwiw.

Why are you in the Gray? Gray? hmmm. . . This is just wrong.

The South is north of Florida

You’re deeply offended by someone from England being named the English version of “Seamus” in Irish or Scottish. It’s a common name, just more common in U.K. Maybe you’re inbred, white trash, or Donald Trump, or similarly feel threatened by people who have been on an airplane, but why advertise this fact? It’s nothing…

He’s British. It’d be an absurd name if he was American, but Hamish is a not particularly uncommon name over there.

Neither the Vogue staffers nor Jezebel staffers are really “relatable,” though. It always seems odd when Jezzie staffers try to dissociate themselves from other people who make their living blog or magazine writing. They are among some of the most privileged people on the planet, whether or not they choose to vacation…

You’re giving a racist billionaire your hard earned money to go sit in the cold watch a bunch of dudes give each other CTE. “I am guessing people like me are the “morons” they are trying to fool.”. You said it brother

It’s a difference without a distinction; either way your astonishment comes from this black athlete’s well-readedness.

So it’s astonishing that he’s well-read... why exactly?

nah, everyone likes a feel good redemption story unless your crime was murder, wife beating or sexual assualt. People love the substance abuse comeback in any form.

It’s a false comparison. I don’t think we should ignore Trump because he’s bad, I think we should ignore Trump because his power *ONLY* comes from his media presence. Shitstains like Westboro Baptist and Isis and whateverthefuck else actually have ideologies and deeply held religious beliefs, however twisted and…

Q: What do you call it when John McAfee bumps into the creator of Bitcoin?

It’s a fun but misguided theory. The only reason Trump’s still there is because Jeb nuked his own campaign. Now he’s Bulworth. This was never intended to be a serious run for the condidancy; just a profile boost for himself similar to his last “runs.”

God damn you, I came here to make this joke.

Some thought the money would go to his head, but he’s still humble enough to be repping his Junior High.

Hogan’s Heroes was actually good AND funny though. Mork and Mindy, not so much.

I think the reason it didn’t last was because it was fundamentally stupid. If 5 year old me watching it in the ‘80s thought it was stupid, I can’t imagine what adults thought of it.