You like manual cars. We get it. Get over yourself - people like different things.

another reason sailor moon is an awesome show:

What if you've only got one leg? So heartless.

THAT BLACKHEAD IS OLDER THAN I AM

It is. I always trust Cassie and LaComtesse to bring the best gifs/pics to a thread.

I had a boyfriend for a number of years who had a whole bunch of large blackheads (1/2" diameter) on his chest. For years, I never said anything about them out of politeness, but secretly wondered how he resisted trying to extract them as there's nothing more satisfying to me than pushing trapped gunk out of my pores.…

I'm always so curious as to the hole that's left. Is it an an enlarged pore? Does that 'shrink'? Did they wash it out with rubbing alcohol? TELL ME.

Even though getting a particularly stubborn blackhead clean is supremely satisfying...........nope nope nope nope nope nope.

I watched it so I could see it come out and I could feel clean.

I definitely only read really good books out in public, but it's not because I want people to see I'm smart...it's because my inner teenage girl thinks she's going to meet the man of her dreams when he sidles up to me and is like, "Hey. I love that book."

There needs to be a dating site just based on your bookshelves. Could you imagine? "You and user Bookluver86 have a 92% compatibility rating because of your shared interests in: KURT VONNEGUT, NEIL GAIMAN, JULES VERNE. Message user?"

Well, yes, but if someone says their kids help them overcome cancer, they don't mean that in the same sense that their chemo helped them 'cure' cancer. You can overcome cancer in several senses, but generally cure in only one. It's semantics, yes, but what is being implied is this lady is so crazy, she thinks her hair…

Anyone who regularly reads Jezebel and has failed to notice that it is in sarcasm mode approximately 100% of the time needs to see a doctor, because their sarcasm-dar is busted.

Just because I've only stubbed my toe and you've broken your leg doesn't mean we aren't both in pain.

Just because it's horrendously worse somewhere else doesn't mean oppression isn't happening here.

I would like to see some try to trade this in at Gamestop and when they ask for its working condition, the person would say "uhh slightly used"

Will be funny when the game posts your achievements to Facebook for all your "friends" to see. :D

what part of "you put your dick in it" do you not understand? lol

@hebrew hammer: A keyboard? How quaint...