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    you mean "diet pills" … aka cheap shitty speed.

    like most things that doesn't count because "Republican". for some reason.

    and like the thousands of cheering muslims on 9/11 in jersey. and all that stuff that happened in sweden that one night. and the millions of illegal voters that preventing him from winning the popular vote for… reasons. and numerous numerous other things. so many it is hard to keep track at this point.

    he named his last kid after his previous imaginary friend.

    just some dinosaur pals poppin' bubbles. it's not that complicated!

    but what about all the AMAZING things John Barron had to say about him back in the day?! made him sound like just a real cool guy that everyone would want to be friends with!

    i was sorta thinking he reminds me of this one kid in junior high that before spring break was just a super basic preppy nerdlinger. then after spring break he had tight rolled pants and vision street wear shoes and a flannel shirt and cool skater kid haircut.

    i mean… come on. he was a compulsive-lying racist asshole birther well before he started running for president. so yeah… bullshit excuse is bullshit.

    based on what actually happened on other Kinja'd sites… the commentariat will have to start from scratch.

    in what alternate reality have Republicans been playing nice for too long?

    so one can no longer retard the timing in an engine?

    plenty of antisemites *looooove* Israel. they think they are super clever saying 'pro-Israel = impossible to be an antisemite' … but any one with 2 brain cells to rub together know exactly what that stupid endtimes 'pro-Israel' line really means.

    i would hope most American Jews would at still know what "collaborators" are … even if dumbfuck pro-Israel evangelicals think they are pulling a fast one with this bullshit.

    meanwhile Trump spent like $800,000 to fly from NJ to DC and back so he could attend some 'freedom rally' without having to spend the entire weekend at the White House. because god forbid he ever do that.

    it can't be *that* hard… look at all the free time Trump has to whine about some trivial shit on Twitter!

    Melanias dad is only like 1-2 years older than Trump.

    it also is confusing as i can't recall the last president with so little energy as Trump.

    i believe about the Iran nuclear deal. but who knows for sure as he goes off on like 14,000 unrelated tangents and just blabs and blabs to hear himself talk.

    that can't possibly be true!