he has kids though?

that was definitely my favorite part of it as well. like people in 1982 were like 'gosh. i wonder if this nuclear is powerful or not? let's call MIT…'

what in the holy hell. in addition to being dumb as rocks he has a cultural depth of about half a micron. how is it even possible to be that completely out of touch?

what counts as a scientific discussion according to Trump :

the White House science fair will just have ego-boosting non-science "experiments" though. like "Which President Has The Hugest & Manliest Hands?" … "Linguistic Proof : Trump Really DOES Have All The Best Words!"

"This is Hollywood promoting WHITE GENOCIDE!!!"

10-15% is a much higher number than the 3% those militia nutjobs get all hard about. (though historically inaccurate like most conservative thinking.)

we live in bizarro world now.

wait. so… the President is blackmailing TV hosts now? and he confirmed that was true?

the problem is that most Democrats in 2018 will be in pretty tight races against Gerald Mander (R).

did Trump ever even have any ex-girlfriends that aren't his NDA-bound ex-wives? cause i can imagine him doing exactly that to them if they decided to move on.

* sad upvote *

if she doesn't "he will punch back 10 times harder" … so… yeah.

pretty much exactly this. seems painfully obvious that is what happened and exactly what you'd expect from the type of person he has shown himself to be time and time again.

it really does seem like it'd take a special kind of dumb to fall for this shtick… but then i remember all of the ridiculous ads that air during old-people TV and realize they wouldn't be airing those if it wasn't making them money.

i like how the Morgellons "wires" are always extremely similar to clothes they wear having fibers stuck in a fresh scab. very curious.

doesn't he have anything better to be doing? we can't expect President Jared to do everything.

was anyone really asking for this?

not sure "Gen-Z" has taken hold yet. but possibly.

since i doubt Roger Corman will do another on the cheap… maybe that awesome Friedberg and Seltzer team can get on it next! BOX OFFICE GOLD!