CRAZY CASTING TWIST : it is the physicist and not the actor.

"Trumped Up Trickle Down" seems a lot less stupid now!

i like the one where it was 'your middle name combined with street name' … because i go by my middle name anyway and the street is named after my family.

the best part about their weird insults is that they act as an instant indicator that you are talking to a garbage person that is completely pointless to discuss anything with.

pretty sure you mean it looks like a giant version of the communicator Qui-Gon uses in the prequels.

pretty sure those are called "quesadillas".

not meticulously labeled jars of all his favorite eastern european hooker pee?

it will probably win … but you'll just end up with a David Attenborough piece instead.

i'm somehow involved in a Risk game in my neighborhood. my house is surrounded on like 3 sides by different members of the same family. plus one house that doesn't border me down the street and one that is up the road a house and across the street.

i have a feeling Trump "check out sex tape" of R. Kelly many many many times.

i sure hope someone mentions that these are the actual rules. it would be a shame if that wasn't addressed.

Beckinsale was at one point married to Anna Foerster? that… doesn't seem like a true fact.

or you know… urine. since that is kinda his thing.

the type of “soft sensuality” one only gets from avid aficionados of angry lesbian watersports. like Trump himself.

correction : fat 70 year olds who sleep less than 5 hours a night and are constantly hopped up on speed… i mean 'diet pills'.

that was pretty much my thinking ever since Trump starting consistently defending the indefensible in regards to Russia.

not only that… but he said he was somehow going to make massive increases in coal mining jobs AND natural gas jobs. you know… competing industries. one of which is doing a pretty good job at making the other more and more irrelevant. but somehow in Trump land both will somehow grow. magically i guess.

reminds me of the homeschoolers you'd meet in college that clearly never once in their life had someone call them on their ridiculous bullshit and put them in their place. seems pretty obvious no one has ever stood up to Trump and completely embarrassed him or popped him in his big dumb lying face.

"Fox News of the left" is such a huge pile of bullshit it isn't even funny. one of the dumbest false equivalencies around. normal parroted about by some of the dumbest ding dongs around.

a true chicken / egg situation.