well. i'm sure not a single one of them has a name containing cyrillic characters!

maybe he should call his buddies in the Kremlin and see if they can help him out.

Stevie Nicks! though not sure if she can even act. looks pretty similar though.

Stevie Nicks maybe?

or if Obama kept going on and on about how hot his daughter was and how he would date her and frequently mouth kissed her?

i bet Rob Burnett doesn't own them. that would be a bit unlikely.

it's a regular edginess overload here. i'm like super duper impressed with how darn edgy and cool this guy is. aren't you? don't you want to be his friend and read his hot takes and manifestos?

Eon?

E) promote a ridiculous persona as some expert hunter and outdoorsman… yet only do caged hunts. the functional equivalent of hunting in a zoo.

D) get the parents of the underage girl he is fucking to sign over guardianship to him so her can take her across state lines during a tour. he was still married at the time.

except it will mostly be his body double and shot from behind. then a voice actor will badly dub a Steven Seagal impression over it.

nope. lines from The Communist Manifesto.

Taylor Swift.

surely that is the porn parody though?

and their pal Fanta can?

ah yes! the classic libertarian defense that never gets old and is never predictable in the slightest! i am always super convinced whenever i hear it.

it is a private profile with a double-digit post count… of course it is a worthless garbage person with abhorrent opinions.

sounds like the family's house got *FIRED* too! GET IT?!

my favorite (that i still run into at times) is the 'i'm pretty good at design myself actually.' … then i see the "design" later on and it is just Helvetica with every single possible layer effect turned on and at the default settings.

yeah. that is pretty awesome actually… last TV i bought there was a really good one in the Amazon reviews that at first glance i thought might look bad. but after like 15 minutes entering all the settings in… it looked great!