Talk about nonsense! It’s a videogame it doesn’t need to tick all the political checkmarks under the sun. You want to ship Sidon with Link? Go right ahead, hell Zelda’s ancestor Rauru is a furry! The game’s story is not going to stop you.

Universal should make a dark & gritty remake of Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein with Natasha Lyonne & Melanie Lynskey as the comedy duo, Mads Mikkelsen as Dracula, and Bruce Campbell as the Wolf Man

Rest in peace guardian.

Joan Didion’s attachment to the Donner Party

Wait until you see what they’ve got planned for Splash Mountain.

Ironic. Turning Red sounds very appropriate for Russia right now.

With a name like Powerslave I assume the soundtrack would be more Metal :)

I think the best case scenario is a press release that says, “We consider those stories and characters to now be part of the Legends universe and look forward to adding new stories in their place.”

So that’s why he’s called Winnie the Pooh.

Everyone go play a bunch of Crimson Skies so the metrics tell MS to greenlight a sequel/remake/reboot/ANYTHING!

“we’re never more than one bad judgement away from tragedy.”

Just get Appa from Kim’s Convienance to return as Teva and you’re golden.

Checking in:

Damn good to see Mackie is getting his own movie. 

What? You’re not excited for Zombie to trot his wife out in a low cut gothic dress as Lily while we have a subplot where Marilyn is raped by a werewolf or some shit?

TAKE! THESE BROKEN WINGS!

Sam Witwicky! One of my 27 servo motors has frozen and I’m trapped halfway between robot Optimus and truck Optimus! Kill me Sam Witwicky! This is no way for the leader of the Autobots to live! 

I see a line of cars and I want to paint them Musou black.
With sparkles and sunlight both never to come back
I see people turn their heads and quickly gasp away
Like a starscape way, it just happens every day

The X-Men belong on TV and not on the big screen.  Hashtag Fight Me.

We’re literally legally obligated to tell you if such was the case my guy