WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.

Sometimes you just gotta beat it into their heads.

UGH. Why e-Delivery when VW could’ve gone for Deliver-e? Talk about a missed naming opportunity.

I also see that down the road, once the dust settles, the car business will become an Amazon.com. That’s where you order the cars exactly the way you want them. They send it to a service facility and you go there and pick [up] your car. There will not be a salesperson. But Mr. Customer, I hate to tell you, there’s…

87? Even more impressive. Thank you! Excuse me while I pick my jaw off the floor.

In the Defense industry, electrical and mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

Oooh, engineering jokes time!

I wish there was one to only use dirt roads.

Fantastic line from the SBNation version of this story.

What a stunning insight into the Republican mind.

Your chili dogs make Skyline look like Eleven Madison Park.

ZODIAC! ZODIAC! ZODIAC!

That’s not Redline! THIS is Redline!

Next up: Detroit Lions

The Honda Vagina.......I mean CRV. Each generation is uglier than the last and they’re just really mobile obstacles. The Honda Civic Hybrid is second because the owners bought them thinking they’d get great gas mileage, then didn’t so they had to drive even slower to compensate!

How the same company can make something as sublime as Snickers and as awful as Mars/Milky Way causes me great mental confusion.