When I was in my third year of University, I bought an automatic e30 sedan. The car was no fun with the auto, but the body was mint and the mileage was very low (less than 100,000km or 60,000 freedom units) and I got an amazing price considering how the value of these cars are hitting stupid levels now. Anyways, I…

Anker. Always Anker. They’re like what The Sharper Image always wanted to be. 2 pack of 6 foot cables on Amazon for $10.

holy shit it’s happening already? fuck where did the summer go?

Are you tired of cleaning your race car windshield the old way?

“This year starts ... in Düsseldorf, then moves south through Luxembourg and Belgium before rolling into France early next week.”

No, HERE’S how much sex everyone is having.

Hah.. I was about to say...

1,969 pieces? I see what you did there, Lego.

Not that I’m arguing, but is that price correct? That seems really cheap for such a big kit.

Do you mean Land cruiser?

Can we appreciate how the awning makes the lead image look like someone’s scrapbooking project about car pictures?

Next up was Jom Tomsula, who gave the Pope a used pool skimmer and a box of Hamburger Helper.

The Jeep Drag Queen?

Wow, it actually looks pretty nice! I can’t help but wonder, however, if the interior is standard issue GM. You know, the sort of looks-ok-at-first-glance, but then you start using it and realize it’s actually just lipstick on top of the cheapest plastics known to man. Either way, it takes some balls to drop a…

He probably has a fuelshark plugged in.

It’s still annoying.

Or you could Google it, dickhead.

The 3DS can load certain websites in 3D. A select few porn websites have cashed in on this with... interesting... results. Besides that, certain hotel wifis and shit require a page with terms and conditions and a form to be loaded before you can use the wifi.

Porn.