And I do not mean the “my son plays lacrosse” upper class. I mean the “I could kill a poor person and get away with it” upper class.

Fine, I enjoyed this.

Literally as I was sending in today’s column, the alarm started going off for no reason. Not kidding.

The moment comes when you no longer look forward to a drive.

From an enthusiast standpoint, the moment you walk inside without so much as a second glance back at your ride.

The people who own these cars, probably.

I’ll let the video speak for itself.

Silly Akio, just because you guys can’t design sexy wagons doesn’t mean wagons aren’t sexy.

You know what? NO. As an adult, Xmas presents mostly suck. As an adult, Thanksgiving kind of sucks because you can’t pig out anymore without guilt (and maybe also heartburn and what have you). As an adult Halloween sucks because you don’t get to go get a bag of free candy like you used to, and if you do, it’s the same…

Some say he invented road head.........while driving alone

It doesn’t help that insurance prices are so astronomically high if you’re anywhere near Detroit that even minimum coverage on a shitcan can be more than the shitcan. It makes it harder to afford extra cheap “beater” cars to keep nicer ones out of the clutches of salt.

It’s not worth it in my opinion. That are so many dangerous cars driving around our roads, and the medians are constantly littered with car parts that just randomly fall off. I figure it’s only a matter of time before someones wheel ends up in my passenger seat, or worse in my face.

All of this is true in so many ways. You left out the plethora of total garbage cars being curbstoned for $4k above what they’re worth. 2004 Impala with 156k miles for $8,000? What a bargain!

It’s snowing, dump the salt. Salt melts the snow, creates water, eventually freezing into ice. Dump more salt! and the process repeats. Along with that water getting into the expansion cracks of the roads, freezing, and breaking up concrete. Thankfully the northern part of the state is smarter about it and uses sand…

Way back in my youth (okay...back in 2009 when i was still in my 30’s)...I went to Manassas Dodge in Virginia to buy my new Challenger. I’d been preapprovd for a loan by my bank at like 3.1% or something pretty damn good like that and was totally ready to finance through my bank. The Chrysler finance guy at the…

As always, DO THE MATH. Get a loan calculator for your phone. That way you can quickly figure out how much a given interest rate will cost you in finance charges over the life of the loan. For example, I bought a F-150 not long ago. My financing options were the advertised promo rate of 0% for 60 months, my credit…

RX9! RX9! ARR EXX NINE!

When someone (Nokia, maybe? can’t recall) first added a camera to a cell phone, producing those crummy pictures some of us still recall, I thought: who needs it? Who will ever use it, when they can just carry around a little digital point-and-shoot?

Don’t read about who was in the bus. Just don’t.

It’s concrete, Concrete, CONCRETE!