I prefer this one.

You missed a big opportunity calling the ‘MSM’ the Lame Stream Media, big smart man.

If you’re getting your kicks knocking down the writing in grandma’s Facebook post that’s one thing, but is it so much to ask that (ostensibly) professional writers take a bit more care in their craft?

Proofread? What are you new here?

The guy is a joke, and it depresses me how people think he’s some sort of genius.

elon musk is a modern day snake-oil salesman and we need to stop giving him money and attention.

This is what police officers readily do, putting their lives on the line to save others. Pity that a tiny fraction of bad cops on a power trip ruin it for the rest

So after the people of the internet have your license plate number...?

Beyonce would approve.  To the left!  To the left!  

A good drug dealer is not a drug user, norway protects its profit making crude oil offshore rigs for export.  By the way how do they make electricity? And also maybe the people there do not do long road trip.  They take guess what? the plane to go to spain every summer. 

The Dick Tracy timeline?

Look, I am pro mask, pro science, anti COVID, and most off all anti GOP freedom rhetoric. But I am getting to the place where i think its time to stop with the mask theatre.

Probably not the first time a “Crystal Symphony” as be sought for arrest.

If I’m driving down a dark desert highway, there better be cool wind in my hair!

This weird apologist take is just bad. These people are thieves, stealing things from OTHER people who legitimately bought something despite the poor economy. This isn’t a stick-it-to-bezos thing. This is impacting folks like you and me who work to pay their bills, then get their hard-earned shit stolen by someone who…

Otherwise it’s still just jerking off for the sake of jerking off.

*calculates*

Why would you knowingly accept a car with defects and then KEEP it after the delivery person literally drops it on the ground?

I’m glad the investigation will continue anyways. I’m sick and tired of Tesla getting to play fast and loose with with the same regulations that everyone else has to follow.

Where’s the poll where I can vote for him to shut the fuck up?