This is, in short, modern Cadillac, playing catch up to a rival that is years ahead of it

You made us read pretty far down to find out that this was only a quasi-hack. This reminds me of the time journalists called it a “hack” when someone guessed that Donald Trump’s password was “maga2020!”.  So I’m worried that the word “hack” no longer has a useful meaning.

I’m pretty sure that all reputable hospitals have a rule that once you scrub in, you cannot use your personal phone or conduct any business not related to the surgery at hand. You can play music in your OR. That’s about it. This is so arrogant. It also put the patient’s privacy at risk. Now this doctor is going to…

Sound like even though his license is up to date, the licensing board in California should be paying him a visit.  

Have you met the average American?

Here in Finland less than a quarter of cars have AWD and it snows everywhere. It’s not an issue unless you are an idiot.

As a former R voter, he’s really brought unity to our country. We can all agree he’s a heartless jerk.

not OK Cruz

Guaranteed he was fucking drunk. How else do you a) hit someone on the side of the road, b) think it’s a fucking DEER, and c) decide you don’t need to come back until the following morning?

If you think you’re “buying into the future” because you got a haphazardly-assembled sedan with an unfinished interior from a South African diamond mine heir, then I guess the hype worked.

I was just thinking of writing a comment about how Musk fans and Trump fans seem cut from the same weird cloth. Same cult of personality, anything is excusable, facts don’t matter approach. Just centered around rather different things, but disconnected from reality in similar ways.

I’m a happy Tesla owner and my car hasn’t had any issues in 10k miles of ownership. However. If this happens to me, any “brand loyalty” goes out the window. If you wanna make your car dependent on a single screen for basically every function including the speedometer, you better fucking make sure that screen works.

He can still do a lot of damage until January 20th. Best to play ball until then, and then on the 21st, post all kinds of shit bashing him. (Just remember to keep it to stuff he’s said and done. No need to make things up, because almost anything you could make up, he’s actually done worse.)

For starters, it’s not just U/L, it’s all the companies including Doordash, Grubhub, Instacart, Shipt, and so forth. And these, unfortunately, are often the sole source of income for many of the people doing the work. It’s not a gig job to supplement their income.

There’s been a Yes on 22 ad that has Mothers Against Drunk Driving say that Uber/Lyft saves lives and I’m uniquely pissed off about this ad, more than most.

Did they try jiggling the handle?

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National coffee day notwithstanding, it’s actually time for the fallffogato. Hot spiced cider (spiked with either applejack or just plain brandy,) cinnamon ice cream, and a bit of caramel sauce on top.

Lets check your math: White + male + attorney + high government position * (bonus multiplier) in a conservative state + investigation performed by it’s brother conservative state + totally thought it was a deer...

My guess is he had a few drinks and will face absolutely zero repercussions for this.