STILL NOT GENERIC because Gilead is fighting it

Chonk-E

Next on Evil Week: How to run a beloved community into the ground. All you need is a website, passionate readers, auto-start video ads, and a shitty mantra. Just pulling things out of the air, let’s use “Stick to Sports.”

That is perhaps the WORST film technique that I have ever seen.

I died of dysentery.

You’d think any company in the data mining/analysis business with “Cambridge” in their name would have thought to take a good hard look at re-branding recently.

Marco!...

Put it in a giant bag of rice when you’re done with the soak and it should be a-okay!

Ok you’ve got me.

Or we could work harder on educating pedestrians to not walk out into the road without looking, keep a closer eye on their kids, and have cyclists and bikers keep to the fucking edge of the road.

*Siiiiiigh*  Just take your damn star and go...

Broke the barrier.  No longer Virgin.

This would never work with Android friends - they’re too used to seeing non-working emojis because they’re several unicode releases behind. What’s the trick to convince Samsung / LG / Sony to put out security patches quicker?

Exceptional reading comprehension

They were the 4th biggest bankruptcy. Lehman Brothers was larger by a factor of 7.5. WAMU was bigger by a factor of 3.6. 

Taxes are used to fund the government. The more taxes you cut, the less money they have to operate. Do you need a link to the economy and American government 101 or can you use google?

Stanced cars are the face tattoo of the motoring world.

Never got one.. so I’m screwed when the Purge begins, aren’t I?

The current ones look bland as hell. Busy is what’s selling nowadays - evidenced by the Camry outselling the Accord because Honda went conservative and Toyota went full busy. Drives worse, slower, but still sells better. Also, lines don't have to line up when they're part of a polygon...why don't you try that with any…

What are thooooose?!? 😆