As a black student at the University of Missouri, I can't tell you how amazing it has been to see how the athletic department and students of all colors coming together for this.

He’s a black belt in Hulk Smash.

Not to brag or anything, but my half marathon yesterday was 23 minutes less than that, and I bet I also had a lot more chafing. So. Winning on both counts.

2:24?!

Its a nice change to see Kenyans and Ethiopians do well in this sport

You just have to sound confident, sneer and fling vicious comments at anyone who disagrees with you and put it on the internet. And then when whatever happens comes to light you can either double down or pretend you never said those things. Channel your inner Fiorina.

Lies! I studied economics in college, I use the internet and took at least 2 marketing classes so I know exactly what is going to happen in the future.

Yes, but can he copywrite the idea of torturing yourself in 105 degree heat while strangers spray you with sweat?

I need this in my life and I’m not even a “bag” person.

You take that shit back about Pitch Perfect. I won’t have it. I will not have it, sir.

It makes me so happy to know I’m making Helen Mirren proud. I’m in my 20s but I have already moved over to the “I’m not going to pretend I like being around assholes” stage of my life. Life is too short to smile for people you don’t like who have earned a certain degree of disdain. I don’t mean people I don’t know but…

I am 30 today. I’ve decided my birthday resolution is to be Helen Mirren.

At this point I regularly question why I still haven’t quit Facebook. There is very little that I get out of it, and it seems to breed drama and resentment more and more. I have a few friends it’d be very difficult to keep in touch with otherwise, but I think perhaps it’s time to figure out how to do so.

It’s so condescending. That gesture speaks volumes, and I’ve definitely told men to get their hands off of me when they’ve done it.

You know what really grinds my gears? (Since everyone is dying to know.)