I am not crying YOU’RE CRYING. SHUT UP. I HAVE A SOMETHING IN MY EYE AND ALLERGIES.

Just do what I did in high school: have no sex and no friends. I turned out just fine!

Yes.

This was my question- were the men who wouldn’t know how to make a bed (?!?!?!?) like this before getting married? My assumption would be that they were, and in that case, grow the fuck up and learn how to put sheets on a mattress. That said, I am not married so what do I know.

Yes, far better than I’m capable of, frankly.

This shit right here is my holy grail. It doesn’t have those shit chemicals and you can even do it at home if you have the patience and your hair isn’t super long. It usually lasts me about 8 months of no frizz. I love this because you have the option to keep it curly without all the pesky frizz. It doesn’t smell like…

God you’re an idiot.

Amen to that. The only thing I snarked in my head over was

My then 15 year old had his new girlfriend over to the house. I’d only met her a couple of times. I was cooking in the kitchen and they were at the table playing a boardgame. He would things like “want me to make some Crystal Lite?” and she’d be like “whatever you want.” He’d ask what flavour, “whatever you want. I…

I don’t think most guys would give it long enough thought to start feeling much along a deep enough line to grasp understanding. It’s nothing most of them will ever face in that manner, and if they did, i highly doubt they’d feel like they had to be “kind” to the assaulter due to societal pressures.

Truth. We’re taught from birth to be polite, no matter what. First thing that sprung to mind:

I’m biracial, so the white part is 95% feminist and 5% confused as to why black girls can’t just, like, be cool and accept that some white girls like to wear cornrows, and the black part is 85% feminist and 15% sick of White Feminists(tm) and all their shit.

I am not going to judge the tattoo, but I find it a little disconcerting that I am more attracted to that wax figure of Ed Sheeran then the actual man Ed Sheeran

I DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. The ketchup bottle I can forgive, but this is crossing a lion. Er, line.

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I swear by Southwest and have for years. The only times I’ve ever had luggage problems were when I didn’t fly Southwest.

I fly Southwest all the time and I have never had my bags lost with them.

Frontier not only charges for checked bags but they also charge for carry-ons. Every airline except Spirit is better than Frontier. They even charge for soda on the plane ($2).

I love Southwest and fly them as often as possible. I’ve never had anything taken from my luggage. Although one time, my bag inexplicably went to BUF (Buffalo) even though it was labeled BUR (Burbank). When I got it back, it was wrapped in clear tape for reasons unknown to me.