Great news!

The stop whining order. Anna, you are da best.

Yeah, those assholes aren’t wanting to stop at not having to provide it themselves. They’re wanting to prevent their employees from having the coverage at all.

I wonder if any of those “religious” institutions whined about the 2 page form to be a non-profit religious institution required by the IRS.

I’ll take any victories we can get! Especially when it comes to my beloved IUD.

No, sadly, no three-week motocross tour of NZ for me. That’s what made it even funnier.

Probably no one will ever get to this comment but I’ll leave it anway.

First night, first show!!!!! Yassss!

My squeal of excitement was so high my dog came running.

Since it was a second marriage for both of us, we requested no gifts. Then we got secret-married (everything was spinning out of control) and it became a non-issue.

You really can’t win. I am getting married and I don’t want a registry. We’ve been living together 5ever and we live in a small space, so we’ve been like, “Hey, we’re cool without gifts. If you want to make a donation to something, do that. If you want to slip us some cash for the honeymoon, amazing.” We eventually…

Just went to a destination wedding we could barely afford. Kinda feel bad about not giving a gift, but I think the money spent on flights and accommodations was enough.

Because nothing says racist like calling Watson’s effort a “noble cause”.

One wedding I went to I actually got pretty angry over the registry. The couple had been living together for more than two years, and owned a house together. The registry was composed almost entirely of super expensive luxury items, including multiple $600 sheet sets so they could have all the colors because they felt…

I made the mistake of registering with my mom and fiance after like doubling my regular dose of Klonopin. It seemed like a good idea at the time (stressful situation = take a chill pill(s)) but it turned out to be a mistake ‘cause my mom’s old fashioned and pushy and I was all woozy so I kind of just let her decide…

If you attend someone’s wedding as an invited guest rather than a plus one, it’s bad form to not give anything. But I’d much rather give 50 bucks than a ravioli crimper from Sur la Table that cost 50 bucks so the couple can spend it on something they need, or put it toward a honeymoon. I see nothing wrong with…

Sometimes the cousin is the only one you get to kiss.

“Roller Sports”

I wish they would just decide which ones to include already and stop being all wushu-washy about it.