I think I cracked a rib laughing. No joke. That book almost sent me to emerg and I ain’t even mad.

Considering all the bodily fluids that married couples cheerfully share on a regular basis, the horror of occasionally using the same toothbrush seems fairly arbitrary. I’m not saying it would thrill me, but if I’m happy to have a man’s dick in my mouth, drawing the line at his toothbrush would be more than a little…

I have hopes he’ll reappear like in the books— just in time to chat with Brienne and Pod and hand them over to Lady S....

Gendry is totally going to be the king in the end, just so the producers can shout “Suck it!” while making wanking hand gestures.

GENDRY IS THE LAST BARATHEON. We need him.

Once again, I am being the voice of niceness and it’s freaking me out. This is actually one of those friendships that seems completely genuine.

sigh

That cat is terrible. Why is it so moist?

I know Jezebel usually reports on sexual violence in India and all, but recently the country hit a milestone, making a transgender woman the Principal of a college, without even half the shitstorm it would have created in our country and a generally positive attitude from what I can gather. Isn’t it also the first…

I graduated a semester early and because I wasn’t around was thus excluded from senior portraits; they forgot to contact me for a picture and by the time I contacted them the yearbook staff pretty much shrugged and said it was too late.

No one misses the banjo, Matthew Perry. Except for the 404487 people who Favorited your tweet, and me, and everyone else.

I don’t even care how ridiculous it is. I will never tire of John Hodgman’s shtick.

LOL! Surprise!

Is it ok to be against rape but still think this sucks

I am really falling in love with Amy Schumer.,

That number all the articles cite is mean, not median, which means it includes some REALLY expensive weddings that don’t reflect what most spouses-to-be actually do. Of course, it’s a vicious cycle, because that number becomes what people think they *should* be spending on a wedding, and vendor/venue costs increase to…

You could make the same comments about clothes, eating out, cat food/vet bills/cat litter (oh god my cat is so expensive), coffee, alcohol,...

It’s all balancing. If you want to spend money on a wedding, then do it. As long as you’re not over extending yourself and saving some along then way then you’ll be ok. Life is…

Anyone else irritated at the use of a mean here?

Was your gaping something like this?

OMIGOD, FNL made me understand what a Tim Riggins is, and now I am SAVED (no not really, actually life is worse now knowing he’s out there somewhere NOT by my side). I Netflix-binged FNL with my husband this past winter, and I love my husband, and he’s hot, but lordy I could not stop admiring Tim, greasy hair and all,…