standard stamps are for 1oz i think that equals about 3 sheets of paper

I can only sleep on a bed made of whipped cream, so I get it.

That's practically a whole shift! How I suffer for my readers.

Au contraire! I worked for 20 whole minutes on my day off!

Current boyfriend does that. Mom flips the fuck out every time.

Alternately, if your mom is sort of an asshole, quietly tolerates her while occasionally dropping in dry-humored bon mots, then giving you a discreet knowing smirk.

What the fuck are “Stamps?"

Incredibly sad. He was an inspiring genius. It’s a tragedy. May they rest in peace.

And they ate all the fucking seafood.

If I could choose to spend a few hours with a puppy or a kitten of my choice rather than have sex with a random, I would probably choose that 9 times out of 10.

yes. i’ve been fairly inactive since March, mainly because every time I hooked up with a Tinder random it was bad, and every time I hooked up with my ex (who is FINALLY OUT OF MY LIFE AND I HAVE BLOCKED FROM ALL SOCIAL MEDIA, PLEASE PAT ME ON THE BACK JEZZIES) I felt terrible about myself because he made me feel…

I’m the same. I like sex, and I would like to be in a loving relationship, but there are other things going on in my life that are a lot more important and take a lot more attention right now.
I do have those late night crises where I’m scared I’m going to end up alone for the rest of my life, but I deal with it and go…

I haven’t had sex in like, 5 years (not for lack of offers) and I am totally okay with that. I mean god, I could be reading books! Playing with cats! Taking naps! Not interacting with humans!

Yeah. I have no problem with the theory of casual sex, but having GOOD casual sex seems to be a real challenge and not worth the time (a lot of the time, anyway).
Plus there are just things that are more important to me than sex right now.

I’m a younger millennial (nineteen), and personally I don’t prioritise it. With university, social activism, and trying to figure out what the hell I’m gonna do with my life- and how the hell I’m gonna manage doing it- I find sex and romance very uninteresting. Maybe that’s a thing for other millennials?

Oh my god, it’s almost like when sex isn’t a big deal it really isn’t a big deal. Crazy. This right here is an argument for comprehensive sex ed.

I can corroborate this evidence because I haven’t had sex in over a year.
And I’m okay with that.

Via Tumblr.

I am a millennial and I kind of can’t be bothered to just have casual sex. I find it overrated personally and not worth the hassle.

Yes to everything. If I were ever to get married, I think a quickie Vegas wedding is for me. But I love Say Yes to the Dress. And I really get irritated when the bride’s little entourage just craps all over her dream dress. Yes, best friend of the bride, you may not have pictured her in a poofy princess dress but she…