My mom did this to me when I was in the 1st grade to punish me for writing that I hated a girl who was being really mean to me. Then she called the school to make sure that they made me take off the hat I wore the next day. I went from having long blonde hair (which I liked to put up in a bun) to having hair about an…

I wish I could upload you a cookie.

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Not gonna lie, Wyoming is fucking beautiful! Though I think Montana has my heart (NOT TO LIVE)...I've been begging the Mister to vacation in Montana since I was first there four years ago.

Yes Virginia, Wyoming is the middle of nowhere. I live in Montana and I can vouch for it because I live in the middle of nowhere and it's wonderful. I'm sure they were looking for solitude and being around people that give zero f*cks who they are.

nailed it

*approaches suavely* "Why hello there, cupcake. I couldn't help noticing that you're not paper-white. Mind if I ask why?"

I'm biracial and this happens to me a few times a month, with the offender typically being a retail sales associate.

The fact that you agree on his charisma makes me think you'll appreciate this, so I'll post it here in the hopes it'll get seen: Jamie Dornan's funny walk - The Graham Norton Sho…:

So does Law & Order: SVU. The Fall is significantly better.

Approved activities for Hope Solo:

You know, it's really funny how most of the people who complain about a 45-minute long continuously played half (+ a few minutes injury time) will happily sit and watch an American football half so broken up by clock stoppages that it takes more than twice as long as the soccer half to get through.

I would also add

Best. Gif. Ever.

Also, is this an MJ glove? So many questions about this picture!

If there are any Supreme Court justices who fall asleep when they are supposed to be paying attention, it sure isn't Ruth Bayder Ginsburg.

R.B.G. can do whatever the fuck she wants.