You have to have collard greens and black eye peas for prosperity. The greens are for green backs and the peas represent coins. Or at least that's how my South Carolina Low Country family does it.

Annie: Ah well, you shouldn't be eating bacon anyway, should you — you're Jewish.

Three years without a test? What do they think those swabs are, FSU football players?

I wish one day to drop the term traditional and nontraditional and just call families a family be they mom and son; husband and wife and child; an unmarried couple and child; dad and daughter. The variations are truly many. Lets just say family.

See? What I've always said...........without nipples, breasts are pointless.

Is that... Oona Chaplin?

I seriously doubt you understand any of the issues surrounding Igloo. But, you can ask Nicky Minaj if she feels any kinship with Igloo's plight as a "rap-loving girl." See what Nicky says. lol

So you say Tip is being patronizing and then say "Did you know he grew up in the suburbs, not 8 Mile?" to me?

"The problem with that is that's what they were saying about me 50 years ago - blacks shouldn't serve with whites. It would disrupt the unit. You know what? It did disrupt the unit. The unit got over it. The unit changed. I'm an admiral in the U.S. Navy and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff... Beat that with a…

"Chiffarobe" = clever nod to To Kill a Mockingbird. Well played, Rock.

This is correct

YES the top layer of my wedding cake was lemon, with cream cheese frosting. The middle layer was Macintosh apple and the bottom layer was carrot but the lemon was the best IMO. I made them all, which was objectively crazy but I was so happy I did it in the end.

OMG lemon cake is a GIFT from the LORD.

I like your style (even though I'm Team Pie).

There's always chocolate chambord. That's what I had at my wedding.

1. LEMON CAKE THANK YOU FOR AGREEING.

Yeah, believe it or not, I'm actually familiar with the fact that "Coke" is a specific brand. In the American Deep South, however, it's very common for people to use the word "Coke" to refer to carbonated soft drinks, as in:

From now on I'm only referring to Southerners as Civil War Losers

It's Pop, you hear me? POP. Soda is for coastal degenerates, and Coke is for Civil War losers.