Preach to the sexlessness! I've got friends who are always whining about all the guys chasing them. Shut up, I don't care, I haven't had sex in 27 months, I spend half of my money on batteries, shut up.

unless a judge determined she was not competent, mentally ill people can make choices.

Taraji Henderson

the unfiltered rage that ishould "we're in the same department. I know you check your phone obsessively. I know we're friends. Why do you compulsively ignore my texts?" I've got no problem with you not wanting to do something, I'm trying to schedule my Life.

More Matthew Goode! I was so irritated when they gave him five minutes and then he was gone!

Igloo Australia's Fancy. Can't stand her, find her music by and large to be crap, know all the words to that song.

Ugh, someone suggested Ben Wa balls to me once because she was unsatisfied with my sex life. Like, mind your own vagina, woman.

OMG I need some! I'm 24, never been pregnant (that I know of) and I pee constantly. Laugh - pee. Sneeze - pee. Run - pee. Move - pee. I'm sitting on the couch writing this and I'm a little concerned I might pee.

Woah woah woah, so by going to graduate school I've actually made myself worse off comparably? And since I'm kinda sorta from Wyoming I've got no chance? Way to ruin my weekend, Mark.

Yum runny eggs. So I can sop up the yolk with my toast or steak. Mmmmm.

It's okay to date white girls, just not white girls who think having the police come arrest you so they can ask you to prom is a good idea. #notallwhitegirls

Jody obviously doesn't know how happy being mad makes me.

I was so glad to get the peach blush this month, I've been using a blush stick from a few months ago and I could never really figure it out plus the color wasnt great on me. I keep telling myself I'll wait till I get the bag to look but I never do, so I'll probably open my glam room tomorrow.

The Iraqi invasion of Kuwait in an attempt to control Kuwait's oil deposits. So still a resource war.

I'm hitting the outdoor store, the home depot and then heading to the Henderson Molybdenum mine. It's in the mountains, hard to access, easy to defend (not very many entrances or exits).

tonight Wyobish is sporting a pair of white snoopy pajama pants, xxxl from the girls section of Walmart and a white tank top she's been wearing for three days because shes snowed into her apartment.

Thanks!

What's with all the extra N's and E's? Is it a reddit thing or a don't know how to type thing?

I definitely wasn't told that if I attempted to smuggle Kinder Eggs into the country again I could face fines and or imprisonment. Just in case they ask the next time...

I'm gonna change my name to ColoBish and start telling people I'm from Colorado.