Woah woah woah, so by going to graduate school I've actually made myself worse off comparably? And since I'm kinda sorta from Wyoming I've got no chance? Way to ruin my weekend, Mark.

Yum runny eggs. So I can sop up the yolk with my toast or steak. Mmmmm.

It's okay to date white girls, just not white girls who think having the police come arrest you so they can ask you to prom is a good idea. #notallwhitegirls

Jody obviously doesn't know how happy being mad makes me.

I was so glad to get the peach blush this month, I've been using a blush stick from a few months ago and I could never really figure it out plus the color wasnt great on me. I keep telling myself I'll wait till I get the bag to look but I never do, so I'll probably open my glam room tomorrow.

The Iraqi invasion of Kuwait in an attempt to control Kuwait's oil deposits. So still a resource war.

I'm hitting the outdoor store, the home depot and then heading to the Henderson Molybdenum mine. It's in the mountains, hard to access, easy to defend (not very many entrances or exits).

tonight Wyobish is sporting a pair of white snoopy pajama pants, xxxl from the girls section of Walmart and a white tank top she's been wearing for three days because shes snowed into her apartment.

Thanks!

What's with all the extra N's and E's? Is it a reddit thing or a don't know how to type thing?

I definitely wasn't told that if I attempted to smuggle Kinder Eggs into the country again I could face fines and or imprisonment. Just in case they ask the next time...

I'm gonna change my name to ColoBish and start telling people I'm from Colorado.

We should never live in either. I say that having lived in Wyoming for 6 years and recently escaping to Colorado.

Ugh, US Weekly, it's not Jackson Hole, it's Jackson and either way it's not in Wyoming. It exists in it's own rich people alternate universe like Martha's Vineyard or the Hamptons.

I once had a hairstylist give memail what could only be described as mushroom hair once because she thought I was sleeping with her boyfriend. The week before my cousin's snazzy New York wedding.

Oh my god, right? Its like my vagina is completely unconcerned about morality or something. It keeps hoping he gets away so there will be another season. It's taking me to see 50 Shades next month.

the rest of that comment (reported in the Gawker article) was "next time I'll tell them to take down the targets when they're finished". Not "don't use pictures of black men" but "clean up after yourself". Smdh.

I loved it but you can't expect it to be accurate. Its highly dramatic, teen period romance.

Ooooh, good to know! I've been mumbling about disliking my friend's fiance for years. They're getting married this year and I think I've run out of time to convince her its a bad (BAD BAD BAD) idea.

There should be. I was in a wedding a few years ago, flew out to the thing, took time off work, all that and in the end was told that the wedding video was "unusable" because I made "too many faces". Not on purpose, of course, but we haven't seen each other in four years and your finance/ husband is a weirdo. I tried…