Thanks! I hope you win the Chore War.

My dad managed the house's cleanliness with an iron fist, to the point that I once had all of my possessions except my clothes and teddy bear confiscated and put into storage for a month in what has now been termed the "Green Blanket Award". I'm moving back in tomorrow for (hopefully not the whole) summer, until I go…

My mom did too! Did you have the hormonal or the copper? The way my OBGYN explained it to me, I wouldn't have enough uterine lining to support an egg?

It was not at all my intention to suggest that being big is a bad thing, for that I apologize. I was saying that to call her fat (as this article is about, jerks saying she's too fat to be a good singer) is inaccurate because she's not large. I wasn't saying that the person I replied to was making a horrible comment.

She is probably a size 8 or 10 which is smaller than the average American woman.

And she's not big at all! At least be accurate with your horrible comments!

My only complaint is that it cannot be set up as a recurring purchase. It would be extremely convenient to get a regular shipment to my door every week. Maybe if enough of us bring this up, Amazon will allow recurring purchases.

Read this and thought "I should buy a few!" then I remembered 1) I haven't had sex in 17 months and 2) I have an IUD. Sometimes I miss my wild and crazy youth.

Following this NFL tangent, I worked for a muni court in a college town for a couple years. The NFL calls all the courts in places where a draft candidate lives to run a really cursory background check. "Does he have any violations? Can you this those? K, thanxs". The vetting process is not so in depth. It is a rush…

I think I'll wait until it's on Netflix.

I'm so confused. Is this dramatic? Is this funny? Is this military? Is this sports? What is going on?!

She needs to talk to her makeup person, they're making her look like she has no eyes.

Now I'm worried. Fortunately, biopic doesn't come up in conversation a lot for me. Myopic doesn't either. What I'm saying is, I don't speak.

I'm talking about the "can we not subject every minor to nudity" bit, not about this specific cover. And culture aside, reducing the sexual connotation of nudity in general and sex shaming specifically is a good thing. Also, many parts of Europe are better. Statistically.

What?! 50 countries aren't identical?

You admit that it's a flawed system, why stick with it?

Right, you should work on that...

Best country on Earth if you ignore facts and statistics.

Oh, I know, I just think it's crazy that an hour apart you have super liberalism and super dooper conservatives. Its a real culture shock.

My parents live in Colorado Springs and Cosmo is always covered. An hour north in Denver, where I live, no covers. So weird.