I don't think there is enough of an acidic component to counteract the sweetness of both the Hawaiian bun and the pineapple. One of them needs to go or replace the ketchup with a vinegar-based dressing.

Has it always run opposite the premiere of The Bachelor? Fox played a Masterchef special too. Both shows have significant followings. That said, I don't normally watch The Apprentice, but made a point to not watch specifically this year as a small form of protest. What else have I got? Apparently, my vote doesn't…

So, Mr. Lewis. That Muscular Dystrophy thing, no luck with that after all these years, huh?

I have some Cerbois VSOP I enjoy sipping on.

Implausible I can handle, but that movie went too far in insulting the intelligence of the viewer. Terrorists were embedded in British police and intelligence services and would had to have been sleepers for many years to get the clearance they had, yet their plot was in response to relatively recent developments. …

Warcraft has no main character, just a bunch of subplots it never connected except in the most predictable ways and did not have a real ending either. The CGI and live action were never blended properly. They should have just animated the whole thing to give it a cohesive look.

Broad City > The Good Place

I occasionally go to BK, but I haven't eaten a Whopper in years. It just never appealed to me.

Aren't burgers with donuts for buns already a thing? Not at fast food joints, but I know I've seen Krispy Kreme burgers somewhere.

A humorous subplot can be Uncle Ben pestering Peter to do a cure for baldness as a science project.

Truffles.

The eight new chefs were forced to cook chicken. Racist. Then the white man in the quickfire was able to use his personal ingredients. White privilege.

In that it was not meant for human ears?

I would feel ripped off if I went to see a rock show and the singer was seated the whole time. I know people can't help being injured, but I would always be half-expecting them to get up the entire show.

So the guy who had his public statements rated as 70% false by Politifact may not keep all his promises? Who saw that coming?

Tell that to the guy who gets mugged every eight seconds!

The new thing is scanners that can read your whole basket at once. That will be very cool once it catches on.

My cheat day turned into a three-day banquet. It started with fried chicken and chili on Friday and slid into the weekend with homemade loaded breakfast burritos, eggs, turkey sausage, bacon, Mexican seasoned hashbrowns, cheese, salsa, and sour cream, then pizza, and pumpkin pie on Sunday.

Beatty was involved in Ishtar so he's got the experience.

I like the early ones where you can see Will Smith mouthing other people's lines as they deliver them.