And then they would shit their pants. They all do.

I saw the trailer in coming attractions for BvS and somebody audibly gasped when Spider-Man showed up.

It's Batman and Reuben. He pretends a sandwich is an orphan boy.

Apple Jacks came out in the 70's and AC Cheerios weren't made until 1988.

No, Peanut Butter Cheerios are potentially deadly to those with a peanut allergy so they are the most disgusting.

Those are just General Mills ripping off Kellogg's Apple Jacks!

We could fight about this. Honey Nut Cheerios are the only good Cheerios.

But Dylan did have a distinct voice that meshed with his material. Neil Young is another example. Kesha is not in that class.

I am sympathetic to Kesha's ordeal, but she does not have a good voice. That Dylan tribute sounds like an amateur.

You're right. I should stop living in denial. After all, people aren't getting HPV from doorknobs. Lesson learned.

Sounds like a cool guy.

No, she just is phonetically lazy.

What a bummer if that robot says, "I know you built me, but I just don't like you in that way.

I want Aziz Ansari to play grown up Mowgli in the sequel.

The upside of the system is that you can contest any debt on your record and if the creditor doesn't bother to verify it, the debt is removed. This happens a lot with debts that have been sold off to third parties.

The burn in the butt proves my theory the sphincter has a sense of taste.

I wonder if my coworker will continue calling it "Game of Thorns" this season.

Something tells me even though Maron has hit the bottom of the barrel on his show, he will still be getting laid.

Bobby Lee must be over the moon!

I asked if it was him and he said "It ain't me!"