The John Players Special livery haas to be one of the coolest liveries ever.

So what you’re telling me is all the crazy amount of hours I spent playing this game was not in vain? Hell yeah!

Max this season reminds me of a certain Venezuelan racer that was in the series a few years ago. Legitimately quick, race winner, but had a real hard time keeping the car on the track. Is Max more talented than Maldonado? Probably, yeah. But I’d still like somebody to start a “Has Max Verstappen Crashed?” website…

Excuse me while I cackle maniacally from the bridge of my ship—a Lakon Spaceways ASP Explorer named Space Oddity, currently patrolling the Pleiades star cluster —because by the fourth quarter of 3303, Star Citizen STILL HASN’T BEEN RELEASED.

True Lies quote confirmed.

“The bridge is out!” line is from True Lies.

Oh I get it, you’re an EA executive. That’s why you’re so hostile towards people that are justifiably angry with EA and cynical about what they’ll do in the future. Now it makes total sense why you’re a complete ass hole.

I would skate through a brick wall for that coach.

I will 100% be putting my stick up my opponent’s ass and work him like a fucking puppet during my next beer league game. Surprised I didn’t think of it before.

It has Batmobile written all over it.

There were a lot of things we couldn’t do in an SR-71, but we were the fastest guys on the block and loved reminding our fellow aviators of this fact. People often asked us if, because of this fact, it was fun to fly the jet. Fun would not be the first word I would use to describe flying this plane. Intense, maybe.…

Aram Pan: Perhaps it’s because I don’t see them as the terrifying people everyone thinks they are and I guess they feel that. I find that the friendlier I am, the more they naturally reveal themselves to me. There’s an old saying, “A gentle answer turns away wrath, but a harsh word stirs up anger”.

So.