YELLOW!!!!

*Sees Windows 10 battlestation*

I much prefer that little muppet-troll go fuck himself in the ass with a cactus. Made of wolves. And lava.

We Will Ban You *Sung to Queen’s We Will Rock You*

#1: Cringe-worthy

“See, I’m like an artist, and this is how I express myself.”

tacos

Dammit I thought that was a gif and kept waiting for it to move!

Son, my Saitek has been asleep for like 10 years. I don’t know what to say. It has its own room now. Sometimes I just knock lightly on the door and ask it if it wants to eat. When it ignores me and rolls over in bed, I just leave in silence.

Bernie has a hand in the demolishing of modern Formula 1. In his chase for the short-term profits, he moved a lot of Formula 1 GPs to new Mickey mouse trace tracks, mostly in countries where the governments sponsor the F1 GPs to the tune of 20million USD per year. The traditional and very historic European GPs (which…

Using emojis only.

If they really wanted to go full-on ‘Murican, the codriver would text his notes to the driver.

My manager finally comes over and informs me that she is removing the gratuity from the bill.

Does anyone know how to become a contestant on Shark Tank?

What? no TIE Defender? Shennanigans!!!!

YOUR MOM'S A DISNEY FILM PERHAPS

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