Oh, Bill. Silly ol’ bear.

Damn those women for getting sexually assaulted or worse by immigrants. Don’t they know how inconvenient this will be for my political position?

At some point (hopefully) we’ll seriously start talking about why men are fucked up.

It IS an immigration issue. When I get hit on in a really disrespectful way here in western europe, it is almost always from men from the middle east or nothern africa. Their culture IS more patriarchal - denying that is just positive racism. I am sorry, I grew up in a middle eastern family, I know the culture at…

Are you more concerned about the actual event or its geopolitical implications?

Where does the 1000 number come from?

Give me Miracle Whip or give me death. I am the white trash variety of white.

HAHAHAHAHA KYLIE JENNER ON A FARM HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

It’s a long-standing rumor that is almost certainly true.

Dianna is doing a lot of indie movies and seems to be fine! And I will sacrifice a cheerleader’s ponytail every month to keep it so.

Tons of people that use ToR sites are getting caught. I don’t think anything is as secret as people think it is. The FBI is really one step ahead of things and has teams operating fake ToR sites to catch these people.

The eventual Glee unauthorized Lifetime movie just writes itself as more and more insane every year.

Maybe pick another website if you’re going to judge a woman on her looks or her choices about her looks.

Months of fucking Trump and his bullshit with the GOP joining in as the wimpy side-kick and THIS is grandstanding to you?

Actually, this is one of the times I’m glad there’s as much publicity as possible on it. Everyone should know that we are welcoming to refugees, inside and outside the country.

Allegations in divorce proceedings are not the same as allegations to law enforcement. I take all allegations in divorce proceedings with skepticism, and if that makes me a misogynist, do I at least get a gift card with it?

Yes, not judging someone based solely on probably biased allegations is misogyny; good job trying to make that word meaningless, therefore making it easier for ACTUAL misogyny to flourish.

this feels like bullying who do i call

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Brilliant, hilarious troll using that Pixies cover at the end.