Give me Miracle Whip or give me death. I am the white trash variety of white.

HAHAHAHAHA KYLIE JENNER ON A FARM HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

It’s a long-standing rumor that is almost certainly true.

Dianna is doing a lot of indie movies and seems to be fine! And I will sacrifice a cheerleader’s ponytail every month to keep it so.

Tons of people that use ToR sites are getting caught. I don’t think anything is as secret as people think it is. The FBI is really one step ahead of things and has teams operating fake ToR sites to catch these people.

The eventual Glee unauthorized Lifetime movie just writes itself as more and more insane every year.

Maybe pick another website if you’re going to judge a woman on her looks or her choices about her looks.

Months of fucking Trump and his bullshit with the GOP joining in as the wimpy side-kick and THIS is grandstanding to you?

Actually, this is one of the times I’m glad there’s as much publicity as possible on it. Everyone should know that we are welcoming to refugees, inside and outside the country.

Allegations in divorce proceedings are not the same as allegations to law enforcement. I take all allegations in divorce proceedings with skepticism, and if that makes me a misogynist, do I at least get a gift card with it?

Yes, not judging someone based solely on probably biased allegations is misogyny; good job trying to make that word meaningless, therefore making it easier for ACTUAL misogyny to flourish.

Right?? Also, because balance is important, I find occasional #reverting can be helpful, too. I watched Elf last night and drank warm milk with sprinkles in it.

BUT this morning I built a desk!

I dunno I’m convinced that some of the Keywords of Millennial Culture have a real explanatory power; I dig it.

39, and let me tell you, adulthood still feels like performance. I own a house and a solo business, and yet fake-it-til-you-make-it feels like my basic life strategy. The moments I feel truly competent are a relief. If I don’t give myself props for those bits of mastery, I’m going to feel helpless and incompetent…

I was once asked what my hobbies were and my first instinct was to say, “drinking.” I don’t drink all the time but it’s something I love to do. Am I wrong for not being honest in fear of sounding lame? fml

this feels like bullying who do i call

As someone who is sort of 25 going on 12, I kind of read “adulting” as pointing to the dissonance between what we thought “adult” meant as kids, and what it ends up meaning once you get there....

Like in a lot of cases “adult” is a performance just like anything else. I have to attend a conference for my work this…

As the saying goes: I don’t know how to act my age, because I’ve never been this age before!

I’M A GROWN UP AND I CAN SAY WHAT I WANT #ADULTING