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So long as Goldblum is still in it amirite

Fuck yo couch, God

Wow, Baldwin went Tank Girl on Harrison Ford

The worst thing about the episode was seeing next week's teaser. A bank caper?

GOLDRAPER

Houston? The fuck, dude

Some of the songs are pretty good. Patinkin can wail.

I don't know about you guys, but it really honks me off that they replaced the "Satin" character from the books with that little kid. It would have been nice to see an androgynous, gay sex worker show up as an unlikely hero in an episode where the recurring theme was "what it means to be a man."

They call it the "Chris Columbus Edition" because of the 1,492 hours of extra features, and the syphilis.

I got it! Remember in Innerspace, when Martin Short is turning into the Cowboy, and his face goes all stretchy-rubbery in the hotel room mirror?