This ought to fit something 6' long provided you don’t have a passenger at the same time. I have carried a rolled up queen size Ikea mattress in mine along with other items.

I read “EV Camaro” as El Camino and was momentarily excited.

I somehow only read “New Horizons” and completely missed the Animal Crossing part of the title.

Are you always this aggressively bad with your takes, or do you just need a Snickers?

I think I understand why you’re quarantined normally.

I’ve been in a handful of Hyundai Genesis sedans that are used around town here for airport taxis. The highest odometer I remember seeing was north of 440,000km. He said that he was doing daily loops to Pearson in Toronto for a couple of years. That’s about 390km round trip from where I live.

Should the readership just interpret your use of “fake” as meaning “lacking brand prestige”? If so, then you probably need to realize that a lot of people don’t want to pay a badge tax just so people like you approve.

“everyone-should-walk-and-ban-trucks-commielopnik”

Give us a fucking break. 

I am not disagreeing. The whole incident was a shit show of premeditation, piss poor response from the RCMP, and illegally attained firearms.

I understand the slippery slope argument. I understand that politicians talk out of both corners of their mouth. I understand that statements made a decade prior often come back to haunt them after they’re tucked away in someone’s back pocket, kept safe for the moment where they can escape mediocrity and seem…

BMW: “Fuck, what are we going to name our new model now?”

Trudeau’s ban was mostly lip service. Most of the firearms are already illegal, although I admit that I didn’t review and cross-reference everything listed.

HEY GUYS I FOUND SPANFELLER’S KINJA.

Also, GFY. 

“Proudly registered as an Independent for 30 years.”

GUYS GUYS GUYS, WE HAVE AN ENLIGHTENED AMONG US. WE MUST BOW BEFORE THE ALTAR OF SMUG LEST WE UPSET OUR LIEGE. 

You’re becoming my favourite commenter for reliably shitty takes.

Just because there are positive side effects to this doesn’t mean that anybody is even “sorta happy”.

Not to mention our 15 year importation rule instead of the ludicrous 25 years they have down south.

We also get the new A-class hatch! It’s not selling well, but we get it, and it’s really good.

What are your selfish, personal reasons for carrying the torch for unending mediocrity?

That statement hit me with a serious case of Poe’s Law.

Found the BMW owner.