That Cory Phast Lane is the name of a person arrested for speeding is, well, also criminal, I guess.

I love how Cousins kind of shrugs and stops holding Kevin Durant back right after he says “bitch-ass motherfucker.” You can hear him thinking, “well, might as well just let him go where he wants at this point.”

That...might actually not be a terrible idea?

I get the feeling there may be several dozen people in the DC area with pitchforks, torches, and an inclination to find out just how fast of Lerners they are.

That’s what he thinks it means, but what it actually means is, “Next time I’m on this show, it will be because you are covering my painful and embarrassing public suicide.”

Here’s the story
of a bad director
who was editing three very bad movies:
All of them had angry men,
dark and gritty,
and prominent boobies.

“Haha, the blueprint is out! The Nuggets are eminently beatable now!”

Sorry, I meant you were correct t0 be unsure about whether you were “getting this.”

On the overarching plot, sure, but that particular scene is a riff on Ledger’s character. It’s not like any of the characters in Not Another Teen Movie are entirely consistent from scene to scene anyway.

I feel like the 1999 version of The Mummy showed you could make a tentpole action movie that still feels scary. Hell, even the first three Pirates of the Caribbean movies mix some horror stuff in with all the swashbuckling.

Also, young Chris Evans spoofing a role played by young Heath Ledger is one of those decisions that has only gotten better with age.

If they just leave it out there, Tyler Durden’s going to hop the fence later that night and make soap out of it!

Well, you’re half right.

Sugar is not coffee. Cream or milk is not coffee.

I see no modifiers that would cease to apply were the barrel full of human fetuses.

Right, that’s much more a Bukowski thing. No SparkNotes versions of his stuff, though.

I’ve followed Abby’s advice, and let me tell you, it’s made it very difficult to plan a surprise party for her.

Are they...praying over barrels of aborted fetuses? Which the Planned Parenthood keeps stacked in barrels next to its fence, you know, the way all Planned Parenthoods do?

I’m not sure I’m getting this.