Unacceptable! This sort of hazy sponsorship should not be allowed unless the band is putting trace amounts of their blood into the mix, KISS-comic-book style. Can’t wait for Rock ‘n Roll all Nite and Party IIPA.

I heard they were suing home-brewers who tried to copy the recipe for their personal use.

*Summons the Silver Bullet Band*

♫ Gonna go back
to those gold foodz ♫

So it was celebrating her accomplishments! See, THAT’s how you do it!

Not that it matters, but now we’ve got a good explanation for why Ryan Adams seemingly had to put a new band together every four albums or so.

As far as Mika songs that aren’t “Grace Kelly” go, I’ve heard it played fewer times than I’ve heard “Love Today.”

“Keeping up with current events” and “thinking of funny things” gets you maybe 3% of the way to writing a funny sketch. By writing this comment, you have revealed yourself as the guy who tries to do stand-up at open mic nights without having prepared any material because “all my friends say I’m funny.”

The show has like a hundred writers. Maybe rather than a free-for-all pitch session, they should organize the sketch-writing responsibilities so that each writer is writing a sketch every 3 weeks?

“KENAN? KENAN! I DON’T KNOW IF REUNION SHOWS ARE VIABLE AS A LONG-TERM MODEL FOR RATINGS SUCCESS! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CONTACT THE OTHER FORMER CAST MEMBERS? WHERE CAN I EVEN FIND THAT MUCH CREAM CHEESE!? ... AAAWWWW, HERE WE GO!”

He was quickly moving to cushion Okposo’s fall with his fist.

If I recall, there’s like a single shot of the rock rolled away from the tomb and that’s it.

I mean, The Passion of the Christ is pretty literal in the way it confines its timeline to just the title. The film ends before Easter; I’m pretty sure you could make a film out of the Resurrection and the rest of the New Testament.

No, it’s a euphemism for mutants whom you can’t help loving even as they accidentally use their latent tactile powers to drain your life force.

I recall hearing somewhere that she basically got sick of all the bullshit around acting, realized she had so much money that she never had to work again, and now owns a ranch where she can ride horses all the time, and only takes projects she finds interesting. Good for her if that’s the case.

One of the things that complicates Gibson’s arc in this movie, I think, is that, if her later movies are any indication, Meyers does have a genuine affection for old-school, whiskey-and-Sinatra guys who are charmingly assholish. Witness Jack Nicholson in Something’s Gotta Give, or Alec Baldwin in It’s Complicated, or…

Yeah, the best thing you can say about Demps as a GM over the last few years is that he did a decent job of salvaging all the bad deals he made as a GM during his first few years.

They know what they did.

“I’m Joel Embiid. The refs fucking suck. I’m Joel Embiid.”

No idea. Maybe it’s a way to make up points/cancel out faults at the expense of more time? Given how that video went, I wouldn’t be surprised if Winky was just doing some freelance stunting.