That’s just what happens when dogs and dog trainers get HYPE!

As fun as it is to watch the mini-dogs run this course, the dogs who were bred to do this goofy shit are at a whole other level. I give you Verb the border collie:

Not if we define hell as it’s traditionally defined, as “total separation from God.” Once God exists, the possibility of separation from God exists, just like when you create a ball of clay, the ball immediately becomes distinct from the clay that was not used to make the ball. And a God that made himself inseparable…

I dunno, is “a world where free will can exist without evil” really a world where free will exists? If it’s literally impossible to make a choice, you aren’t really choosing.

Paradise Lost, possibly? Even there, Hell has gates and a boundary, but the beings charged with keeping the gates shut against Satan are his daughter/consort and their incestuous offspring, so it’s not too hard for him to get out.

Nothing like busting out a 1000-year-old philosophy question, completely sure you’re going to blow people’s minds.

Citation: This is all taking place in Russia.

I think maybe LeBron proposed that trade because he noticed that all his bench players were from the West (except for Beal) and all of Giannis’s bench players were from the East (except for Jokic).

Kroenke also owns the Nuggets and Avalanche (and the local cable network with broadcasting rights to both teams), though he seems to let his son Josh run the day-to-day of those two franchises.

Love the implication that Detroit was created by Satan.

Not the Ryan I would expect to do that during an NFL broadcast.

You’re not working for a cost-cutting private prison firm because you’re dedicated to your job. You’re working for a cost-cutting private prison firm because they let you take your drug test bottles home with you so long as you promise to bring them back to work filled the next day.

Life, tired of imitating Onion headlines, has decided to start imitating Clickhole headlines instead.

Need to make the MUD lineup work? No problem...

You still hang out with that duck, after everything we now know!??!

Whether being shot at gives them enough insight into the benefits of gun control or not, they live in a country where it is their duty as citizens to determine the law of the land once they turn eighteen, which many of them already have. Part of that civic duty includes advocating for policies they support, and…

But yes, the Nuggets & Bucks are pointless. I don’t want to be pointless.

You’re right, that’s not why it was for no good reason.

Black Character Who Exists Solely To Serve As The Generalized Embodiment Of White People’s Anxiety Over Political Correctness: “What do you mean, ‘one of THOSE people?’”

*pounds table* “Nein, nein, nein!”