The dessert section desperately needs some Pudding Skin Singles.

Is one of those stadium sections filled with empty hot dog buns?

Xenophobia? I guess I didn’t realize that “imitating a hippo copulating” was a culture.

4 seasons of Better Call Saul out there and available to the public for years and some guys out here haven’t heard that you actually have to take the dive smdh.

If the Pistons were located in Hell, I’d at least expect the stadium to be full.

And they will keep this promise once they realize that literally any player you sign to a max contract is now technically a “max player.”

I do assume that people possess basic knowledge regarding common phrase usage, right up until they ask an obtuse question that demonstrates their lack thereof by taking said phrases literally.

“Moves Like Jagger” is, according to my memory, approximately 800 minutes long, so they can just fill it with that.

Shed fight? Where?

The good Colonel Chesterbridge, who, in his haste to explain how a post-up big might be able to thrive in the modern NBA, inadvertently compared Jahlil Okafor’s ability to post up second units at will to Timofey Mozgov struggling in the post against possibly the best small-ball post defender of our era.

Right, Marshall’s choreography makes me think of someone sitting next to me at a musical asking, “Did you see that? And that? And that?” He’s trying to capture every flourish of the dancing and singing and facial expressions in insert shots, and the result is indeed incoherent—there’s so many moments, we can’t really…

To be fair, Houston doesn’t have Capela right now. I imagine there’s a difference between playing the group of second-string post players Okafor was taking to the block versus playing Playoff Draymond.

Hey, spend your money on activities you truly love!

I dunno if I’d call him bad—I want a manager who really knows how to use his head.

Can’t give one if you’re too busy taking one.

The existence of that question made me realize that most people don’t know about country club locker rooms.

And all he’s had to deal with is spending the last 3-4 years in near-constant pain, including additional pain after having a surgery that was supposed to correct it!

It’s worth pointing out that the Fosse clip above does have a decent number of cuts, and a few fast-zoom effects (or the cuts from 5:25 to 5:37) that I would consider closer to a music video than a classic musical. I think the difference between his style and, say, Marshall’s, is that Fosse’s cuts match a little more…

Yeah, La La Land was a very good musical about the how living means gradually accumulating regrets that cast a shadow over even the happiest version of your life, and it was not in the least equipped to deal with cultural headwinds like this:

Can’t wait to see how Ross Perot 2.0 works out for the country.