Her mother raised her and her sister Lee from day one to do one thing and one thing only: Get a rich man to take care of you. She was raised to see other women including her sister as nothing more than competition - she almost had no choice in the matter, but she really is one of history’s most glorified gold-diggers. 

Meh. Jackie O always seemed like a bit of a cunt.

But also, “Adderall-fueled” doesn’t fit at all. It feels about a decade-and-a-half older than the other buzzwords.

Didn’t they attempt something similar with a millenial/gen-z Heathers series and it crashed and burned?

I feel like most of those words are aimed at me and similar demographics and still my response is NOPE

“baby pink and bisexual blue-tinted, tiny sunglasses-wearing, oat milk latté and Adderall-fueled”

If you have time and take a transatlantic to Europe it is actually amazing. You don’t get a lot of calls or interaction with home (so five or six days to disconnect) and when you get there you are on their time after they make an adjustment to the clock each night. It’s wonderful, no jetlag. The key, of course, is…

the only cruise i would ever do is a viking river cruise. this is because their ads before PBS Masterpiece always made me want to be an elegant retiree gliding along the rhone with my aging but still dashing lawyer husband while taking in the sights of ancient europe, but also because it’s a river so if the boat…

That promotional photo, which I’ve seen frikkin’ everywhere, tells me all I need to know about this film. If I were to watch it, I wouldn’t see the Joker, I’d see Joaquin Phoenix AAAAAAAHHHHCCCCTTTTIIIINNNNGGG.

I expect she has been aware that her dad is a complete piece of shit for a while, now. I doubt this was a surprise. It’s certainly not to me.

The wars in Afghanistan and Iraq resulted in the loosening of recruitment standards, where lack of education, felony convictions, and previous drug use was overlooked. It became painfully obvious as time went on as those who learned to game the system (NCOs and officers) brought with them their toxic behavior. As a…

Blehh. the military is touted as the Ultimate American Honor and its filled with bad, bad men. I used to want to join the army when I was young. My mom talked me out of it and im glad. The amount of sexual harrassment ive heard about from female friends first hand is staggering. I cant imagine how bad it is for young…

Um....

Well, he has about 7 kids that he’s successfully taking care of.

My feelings about Britney have evolved from dislike and bewilderment to “holy shit this girl needs SERIOUS help.” IIRC there is a history of mental illness on at least one side of her family, possibly both. As someone who’s also got bad brain chemistry, I can’t imagine having the details of my mental health showcased…

I’m old so feel free to discount what I’m about to say.

I‘m a vintage ‘66 and you hit the nail on the head. Greed, acid-washed jeans, Rambo movies, and Huey Lewis & The News were far too common among my ‘peers’ (while I was guzzling TaB and listening to Bowie, Prince, & ‘Alternative’ artists and getting my hair game on).

*stares balefully into a work drawer with an empty peanut butter jar and a bag of very stale granola*  I did have the very best of intentions three months ago...  

I’m sick of her throwing “being a mom” out there like it’s a job qualification.

If you’re making pancakes for people you hate, you can try it with Fresca.