Also, usually people who refer to “haters” are absolutely allergic to being wrong, humble or apologetic and think they are 150% until the end-of-time-infinity-so-there types. Agreed, Team Customer all the way on this one.

This club has everything....

Anytime an adult uses the word “haters” to defend themselves, I automatically assume they are in the wrong. It’s a bullshit word used by bullshitters.

Ohhhhh, someone brought the tea! Also, that shit is nasty!

I live in Memphis and used to eat at this restaurant until a friend of mine posted about her experience working there - they leave open breastmilk in the fridge, use expired products, essentially just microwave gardein patties and treat their employees like GARBAGE. They have been running wild on social media for a…

Moxie Crimefighter Jillette.

That was before he went insane. I think we can all agree, loathsome as he may have always been, things have taken a turn for the ‘disorganized type of serial killer’ since then...

Ana Navarro went off about it yesterday on CNN and Jezebel covered it. I’m too lazy to find the link but it was in a roundup type thingy....

I can not help to love Anthony Bourdain.

Seriously, this* should be a drinking game or something. News flash: getting out of the grays is an arbitrary privilege that most regular commenters don’t ever get. If you see one of our comments in black, that’s because one of the Privileged Few either starred or replied to that particular comment.

It doesn’t age well because it was a bad show to begin with, and with each passing year it becomes more obvious that the characters are in fact caricatures. Carrie is an adult baby who whips off a column per week for publication by lazing around at a her laptop with a glass wine for 5 minutes, and she was…

Some of us never thought the show was good to begin with. It was so didactic. So overdetermined. So trite. And it was so cynical of the writers to think that they could ever pass off this trite show as a culturally relevant event. The Cynicism was the Event, not the show. cf. “Girls.”

It doesn’t age well because the main character, Carrie, is a self absorbed asshole.

But that Trump quote actually made me think “huh, Kim Kardashian normally gives more cohesive statements than that.” That’s where we are. Our president sounds stupider than Kim Kardashian.

Because we’re too busy watching X-Files?

Same. And also, like, y’all never tried any butt stuff..? Are we just pretending like that’s not a thing? And OF COURSE he can see your butthole during sex. And not just while doing it doggy style.

MICHAEL BAY. He does this all the time as auditions: he made one female lead come over to his home and wash his car while he watched, and he drove another out into the dessert in skimpy clothes, and watched her walk and sweat in the heat. A few women have disclosed their experiences publicly.

Yeah, I’ve seen that video before and really like it. I’m fascinated by places like Tangier Island, where the almost pre-colonial rhythms of fishing and farming remained undisturbed really until the last 20-30 years. New England has/had a lot of towns almost like that, but none to the same extreme.

So enlarged tonsils are one symptom of Tangier disease. Maybe that’s actually God’s attempt to give them gills.  

I hate that I love this show. It’s so refreshing compared to American competitive shows. There’s no yelling, no backstabbing, just a few personal tears because something didn’t prove long enough and a couple really good side-eye half compliments from Paul and Mary.