The only way I can put it is he’s starting to look like anthropomorphized meat and potatoes. The botox is a bad choice. His features need to be a little rugged and aged. He’s too smooth.

My ex got it in the Dee-vorce.

It was totally intentional. If you have an HD antenna, there’s a sci fi channel called Comet that airs it once a week.

By a toilet seat off the space station.

She moves like a newborn giraffe.

DUKE’S MAYO FOR LYFE

I carried Duke’s in my checked baggage back to MN just so I could make pimento cheese for people. I even brought a few jars as gifts. It’s the best condiment. I’m the weirdo who eats mayo on french fries.

I’m embarrassed to say this, but I’m familiar enough with Cleveland Show, this actually came to mind.

This was a lovely anecdote. I’m sad this person is no longer in the world.

I lived in MN when Dru Sjodin was kidnapped and murdered, about her age. My ex-Special Forces father told me that if anyone tried to take me, even with a weapon, to fight like hell and make them kill me there if they’re going to because otherwise I would likely never be seen again and that’s never better.

Yup. Fully aware I’m basically yelling “COME AT ME BRAS.” Oh well. I stand by it and my disdain for that sort of up-one’s-own-assness.

Yep. Team NOT A FAN.

This will do.

I really wish there was a gif of someone saying “Boo, Bitch, BOOOOOOO.”

These two aren’t like other feminists, y’all! They’re cool with rape jokes and can be just as objectionable as men!

They’re not queens. They are standard issue privileged NYC white ladies who make money from being Edgy Feminist Spokespeople. They live in a bubble.

I bought Circus to support her after her breakdown because, though I didn’t care for her music, I felt bad about her situation. It was decent but I still don’t really ever want to listen to it. She’s close to entering the “Nine Lives” stage of her career, where she’s still making music people will listen to, but the…

I finally had to friend-break-up with a 37-year-old woman who still called her Godney and had a framed poster of her creepy 1999 Rolling Stone cover. Could not deal with so many exclamation points and CAPS.

Right? If her fans actually loved her, they’d wish she’d retire and raise her kids and be happy. Her knees are shot, she’s never been a singer, and she doesn’t seem to really be Doing This. Let her leave on her own terms before she becomes nothing but a punchline.

My understanding is she’s covered and that’s why her outfits all only show decollete and cleavage. I read somewhere it started as a way to cover surgery scars back before they worked on scar reduction.

I caught a glimpse of a butterfly through a sheer sleeve and now want to cover my arms in a beautiful garden.

This was my number one takeaway from my semester internship in DC.