Kanye dropped his basket all over Twitter. How embarrassing. 🌊

I met my husband on Match. I had profiles on POF, Match, OKC, eHarmony, and dated off CLif there was a sufficiently intriguing ad. POF tended to be booty and casual situations, eHarmony was “let’s have babies for God right now!”, Match was a mix of casual and let’s see where it goes, OKC was mind games and…

When I was a kid in TN we took a field trip to a farm with larger versions of these. They scared the shit out of me. Where I live now you’ve gotta be careful moving turtles out of the road because there are snappers around here. Yay The South!

I do this too.

NG aired a “The 90s wee awesome” series before the new year. My husband declared “Rupert Murdoch turned National Geographic into VH1.”

They do, but usually while I’m at work and they have their kid with them. In my experience this happens with pieces of paper being handed off and the person walking off before you can process what just happened.

I told my friends that for my bachelorette, I want to get a nice hotel room and have a slumber party with Fried Green Tomatoes and Steel Magnolias and champagne and play beauty parlor. I do not want to wear dicks and sexualize myself for strangers. Weird.

I have the fancy Old Hollywood nightgown and robe. Desperately searching for maribou heeled slippers.

I’d only ever been exposed to the red sauce and cottage cheese version, coming from Irish-Scandinavian stock that knows nothing about Italian food. I found her recipe for Traditional Lasagna that was nothing like I’d ever seen. IT is now my go-to and I have a pan in the fridge right now!

My husband’s coworker used to text him every afternoon to let him know what Giada was wearing. Pervs. However, I do like her use of bechamel in her lasagna recipe, so she is a white sauce queen...

This gives me conflicted feelings I’m not comfortable with. On the one hand I empathize with her as a victim of domestic violence, etc., but part of me is like, “Good. That’s what you get for being one of those women who participates in and validates that racist, hateful bullshit because you want to be liked by people…

I believe you’re supposed to call 911 and ask the dispatcher to let the officer know that is what you are doing. No help in a rural area where reception might be sketchy.

Looking up to public figures in general because of their accumen in one specific area is strange to me. I’ve never been disappointed to find out a famous person is a dirtbag because I don’t look up to them as virtuous or good. People conflate talent with virtue. It’s much easier to fins realiable role models when you…

But if he isn't, can we start burning down shit like police departments and courthouses instead of drugstores?

But I don't have to respect her for doing it. She stayed with a serial abuser for political expediency. That's not the kind of woman I care to represent me.

A rape apologist is a rape apologist.

I would argue likability is why 2000 was close enough to be stolen.

Water - Wet, Sky - Blue

They’ve been stealing my moments their whole fucking relationship. I get engaged in Savannah, they get engaged in Savannah. I pull a surprise wedding in Vegas over the weekend, they get hitched in Palm Beach.

Same. Seconded.