Ugh, nobody cares. Your relationship, kids, mundane details, bathroom habits - people who don't know you don't care and even most of the ones who do don't. Go about your business. It still counts if no one sees. This isn't the tree/sound question.

I wish I was so much better at this at karaoke.

Scorpio

I have zero interest in seeing Hillary Clinton be the first female president. She’s an establishment hack who stayed with a piece of shit philanderer just to get to the White House. Not to mention she’s another war-mongering corporate shill. I used to hate her because I was a Republican, now I dislike her because…

I am unawares of the Alton Brown stuff. Dish please?

Anthony B is my foodie boyfriend. He is also my fiance’s celebrity doppelganger. We met on Match. I messaged him specifically because of this resemblance. He also happens to be an amazing person and fantastic in bed and is open to role play.

When I was 16 I was ejected from a vehicle in an accident and was in a drug induced coma for two days. My family says I woke up a different person, far more aggressive than I used to be. Then at 22 I was in another accident and the force from the air bag triggered a seizure. Spent 72 hours in neuro for observation. I…

I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one.

Whenever someone close to me gets engaged, I tell them up front not to feel pressure to include me in their bridal party. I’ll offer to help with things in other ways. It’s just. Not. Worth. It.

Don’t feel bad. Anyone who didn’t want to deal could scroll on by. Sometimes you just need to put it out there. Love yourself and know you have no responsibility for the awful things people chose to do, even when to you and it seems like you should have done something. It's an unrealistic expectation to place on…

I am so very sorry you were treated that way and had those experiences. I wish you peace and send you love.

Basically, I went to a private school for 6th grade, then we found out we were moving overseas, so my parents opted not to put me back there for less than a semester. So one night, about a month and a half before we moved, I dedicated the song “I Hate Everything About You” to my class on the radio (OMG the 90s!!),…

I found out one of my worst tormentors, who I had spent years thinking horrible thoughts about, who my mother made me write a letter of apology to for publicly calling him out and his crew out on being awful bullies, had died in our 20s from cancer. And then I learned to let go of that shit because I felt hollow and…

My absolute favorite thing on FB lately is calling out people for being awful in no uncertain terms and then seeing how long and how many replies they make. My friend’s dickwad husband sent 4 over the span of 20 minutes over the weekend and it was great. I almost never read their responses unless I’m in a mood to…

Dubstep Dis Tracks

What kind of booger-eatin’ moron would..... nevermind.

Wisconsin and its residents are gracious, delightful people to drink with.

I don’t care about football and I don’t root for a team, but I hate the Vikings with the white hot passion of a thousand burning suns. They are the most half-assed, pathetic, bullshit group of losers in football, and the only bigger losers are their jackoff fans. I dated a Vikings fan once. He couldn’t get a boner for…

You didn’t fail anyone darlin’. I’m sorry you’ve experienced that pain and loss and frustration. Love to you.

I think miscarriage should be discussed publicly, along with many other health concerns, mental and physical. But the way they choose to project their life is not something with which I agree or care to participate in. The announcement video was gross and problematic to me on a few levels, and while my heart breaks…