I am 99% that my ex and his dad hunt(ed?) with this guy every year. I feel gross to be even remotely associated with someone like this.

Huh.

But it was one of the more informative broadcasts I've seen in a while.

So you’re saying Visine will be fine then?

It’s these little glimpses into everyone that keep me coming here. Everyone is such a fascinating collection of interesting things.

Also, every time I open my eyes, blood shoots out of them. Is this something that can wait until office hours next week?

Wraps are awful. Just eat a fucking sandwich. A tortilla is for burrito fixins, not people who want to trick themselves into thinking a BLT is better wrapped in packing foam.

He’s the less Midwestern version of my exhusband. I want to want him, but I can’t.

Ugh I just hate her stupid doe eyes and her stupid face and her stupid music and her stupid fake “I’m friends with all the women!” schtick. And her stupid high-waisted shorts. I hate those too. HARUMPH

I had actually just done mine and Mr. Urp’s ahead of our impending nuptials. We’re all good according to the stars, and isn’t that what’s really important?

If you get into astrology charts, there is all sorts of stuff going on. Basically when Aries is present here, and I’m born an Aries, the other constellations are in other planetary orbits or something like that, so not only is it about the sign present when you’re born, but where the other ones are in relation to that.

I’m actually with you on that. There is still so very little we understand about how this all works together. At the end of the day, everything is just little particles vibrating about. Who knows how energy from one affects the other.

Thank you for supplying me with ways to avoid being productive. My Facebook feed appreciates it.

That sounds like a STEAL. Does it matter that she’s a Pieces with a Taurus moon?

I have a friend who takes his dog to a holistic vet for acupuncture and stuff. If I’m not mistaken, they actually do some stuff like that. I mean, the dog is better, but still. However I think human acupuncture is perfectly reasonable, so…

Can you check my dog’s chakras at the same time? Her chi has been really off lately.

Yoga Nerd is a chiropractor?

I worked with a Ho-Chunk woman who said she's an Indian, not a Native American, because native Americans do not exist.

The Fun is waiting for you, VV!

He let me have a pink room, I let him have an Xbox. Partnership!

Ponds. From Target. And then light powder after it’s sunk in a bit. Between those two, my pinkness becomes delightful glow. I don’t know where you at, but if I’m ever in the area, I will totes go product hunting with you. I have also perfected my wash routine to keep from angering it further. It’s so sensitive and I…

I have a room that is basically my dress up room. It’s our spare bedroom, but since we have neither kids nor many house guests, it my default dressing room. I have spent hours painting and sanding my vanity simply so I can sit and play with all my colors I never wear because I work by myself and we don’t go out much.…