Real talk, though, the Chattahoochee River smells awful almost all the time.

Even if we forgive shitty teenage girl behavior with the laughing and mocking about the rape and breakdown, she’s punting hard on this. She could never pick up an instrument again and be fine. But instead of either saying she didn’t realize the enormity of what was happening at the time or even a noncommittal “I offer…

Pedant.

I own a penis shaped cookie cutter just so I can mail people a bag of dicks when they need to eat one.

I need Jeb’s address.

She could never pick up a microphone or guitar again and be just fine. This is cowardice and poor character. And seeing as how she’s the kind of woman who laughed at another teenage girl being fucked in a room full of adults, I would totally expect her to have nasty skeletons.

Yeah, I think I just lost all respect for her because it sounds like not only did she witness it, she laughed about it for years. That’s fucking cruel.

It’s summer and The Chronic is finally available for streaming thanks to Apple Music. Why aren’t we all RIGHT NOW?

What the actual fuck? What is your point here? So white feminists suck and don’t get it. Ok, so I asked. Honestly. And all you can do is call me whitey and an idiot?

Go fuck yourself with the broad end of a broken beer bottle. People like you are why things still suck. You are behaving like a MRA Dudebro in the…

Blake Lively’s relativity starts at her hair and ends at her hair. And that’s only because she and I have similar coloring.

Hey now, my ring came from Jared and even the people who work there are like, “Wow your ring is unique where’d you get it?”

I was friends with a girl who pent hundreds of dollars on a broach bouquet from the internet. When she got it, it looked like something you would have if you were marrying Mr. Roboto. It was a weird metal dome that looked far too uniform to be what she thought it was. And it was fucking ugly.

It looks like those pictures are floating in jars of piss.

Thank you. I understand why you feel it wasn’t a real apology.

Legit question from a white feminist who sees the issue you’re pointing out: What does is an acceptable apology look like? Is there even such a thing? If there isn’t, then how does one handle stuff like this?

I get it, we’re sometimes shit at acknowledging our blind spots. But if and when we do, at what point is it…

Like, I’m engaged, we’re just under a year out, I have my dress and my guy. Outside of the honeymoon being a fantastic vacation for us. This isn’t a first marriage for either of us and neither has ever taken a honeymoon. Outside of looking at resort pictures, I can’t get myself into planning yet. I’m still trying to…

At least I hope so because a nice place I was at had a pork special that was prepared medium and I figured why not....

You know, I don’t know why I got super bitchy back there, but I apologize. I will now put myself in an adult timeout.

Actually they say you can order pork by temp now because the parasite that used to be of concern isn’t an issue now. But chicken will always be a petri dish..

Oh, it’s not hate. That requires investment. I just think it’s tacky and a sign of someone who is reluctant to try new things and develop an affinity for new tastes. I’ve seen plenty of well-done folks slowly make the change to eating their meat less cooked, I’ve yet to see it happen the other way around.

Man I love Mediterranean and Middle Eastern food.