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The guy Cheney shot?

Most of the people saying shit like that aren’t even religious, let alone Christian, let alone Catholic. So as someone who isn’t a part of my group, please come in and lecture me more about how I should feel about this in light of the thousand+ years history of the Catholic Church.

Next we’ll get some white

Jia shot herself in the foot with the way she’s responded to this, though. Rather than admit the article didn’t go over as intended, mea culpa, lesson learned, the tact is to say that people are being dumb because they can’t grasp OBVS satire. If it were a handful of people, maybe. But there’s at least 500 comments on

Hey now, I will also get indignant over shit-talking yoga pants and leggings.

I think I’m still a little butthurt over all the nasty shit that was said about the Target/Lily collab. I don’t own anything Lily, but it was hard not to take some of the comments as a dig at my home and my people. I mean, my grandmother picked cotton, my mother picked tobacco. I’m not Olde Southern Money by any

Savannah here. My thighs look awful in shorts of any length, short skirts aren’t always practical or flattering, and capris can make me look like I have stubby legs. MAXI DRESS TO THE RESCUE! I am so over the snotty NY disdain for the fact people choose to and prefer to live elsewhere, even places where preppy pinks

I may as well go over to XOJane.

I have a hand-me-don maxi from my mother that I get compliments on. Every. Time.

There’s been a really negative vibe here the past two weeks. Every time I come over it seems I’m being told why everything I like is awful and I should be embarrassed for daring to like stuff that people in Brooklyn don’t care for.

Not even with Michelle Bachmann’s pussy.

Why are you mall hairdresser shaming?

Think about it: they all have gravitated towards an “enlightened” hobby that lets them focus on themselves. Most people who do yoga and talk about it are up their own ass a good portion of the time.

I desperately want to see this in my lifetime now.

It would seem to me the police aren’t the ones who get to say what their relationship to the community is, the community makes that call. And it appears “protecting” is not what the community feels the police do. Another case of “Just because you say so doesn’t make it so.”

I have this problem. This and winged eyeliner, or liquid liner in general. I can handle gel like a pro, but liquid looks awful. Every. Time. My hooded lids prevent an unobstructed line beyond the corner.

I have no problem tolerating dairy, so I basically don’t eat refined sugar or get carbohydrates from sources that aren’t fruits or vegetables. Sounds utterly insane, right? My doctor and I have discussed it at length and she’s on board. We’re even delaying medication for hereditarily high cholesterol because my

I follow a paleo-ish diet (-ish because draconian eating rules are eating disorders in the making) and have gone from a 24 to a 14. I basically don’t eat crap out of boxes anymore and actually have to prepare food. I don’t get the paleo hate. I’ve been eating this way since I was on a $20 a week grocery budget. I feel

It’s a fucking dress, y’all. Apparently one that most people don’t even like. This seems like a disproportionate amount of rage for a dying subculture that has very little influence where most of the people raging against it live.

I’m gonna go ahead and quote myself somewhere else because I’m gray.

I always wanted one of those for on the go, but now I’m a solid glass snob. Makes me all nostalgic for my early 20s.

But, Real Talk, if Kate Spade came out with a quirky vape pen with rhinestones or shaped like a hot air balloon or some shit, I’d totally be puffing on it wherever I could get away with it.