Thank you for asking so I didn't have to. I'm in the formulating stage of wedding dress procurement and Liz has been an unofficial muse.

This makes sense to me, though I would likely never try it. I dip grilled cheese in ketchup and it's the same flavor, so it makes sense that would taste good.

Yeah, agreed. Met a guy once who put ketchup on his burritos. That sounds gross to me. Different strokes and all that, but still.

Seconding both.

I think he's been zoned. :-(

I think he's been zoned. :-(

Dig your screen name. Cheerwine is superior to all other soda pop packaged in red cans. #Georgia

You order filet mignon well done and then act affronted when they ask to butterfly it, don't you?

Didn't Margaret have to learn to handle the belt system in "Are You There,God? It's Me, Margaret?" I swear I remember that from my childhood.

I've just hit a point in life where I've been finally thinking about it is a possibility, but for many of the reasons you listed, and the realization that I enjoy my life as is and would be ill-suited to it's disruption, we've decided NOPE. The mommy wars give me anxiety and I don't even have a dog in that fight.

Freshman year, Super Bowl party at me besties house. First bf comes to hang out, stays late, her alcoholic mom says he can just spend the night. She takes him upstairs to show him where he's sleeping.

If your employer will fire you for looking at "inappropriate" stuff on the internet, you shouldn't be accessing the internet for personal use on your work device. It's the internet, yo. It matters 0% what the reason for posting them is. So long as it isn't against the terms of use, you just have to expect that…

This made my day.

I have been on the receiving end of several Grand Gestures that were obviously inspired by things seen in rom coms but that in reality were scary and obsessive. It was made worsed by the fact that no one at the tme would listen to me about how scared I was. Everyone was all "But that's sweet, just appreciate the…

My guy asked me as I was getting ready to get up off the sofa to have him drop me at the airport for a 5 day trip to visit friends.

From another adult who does not enjoy being headbutted anywhere, please quit laughing at this shit.

I am of the unpopular opinion that Luther's Faith Alone doctrine has done more harm than any other religious doctrine because it removes all responsibility from Big C Christians for any fallout from their "faith" and allows for unthinking action.

It really needs to stop. There is far too much actual ignorance about women's bodies for educated, informed, consciousness-raising type forums to fuck this up. When did the vagina takeover even start? Shit ain't cute.

Real talk: the parents I know who have a problem are ones who try negotiate with a toddler or regularly bribe their kids to behave, instead of being the authority and acknowledging that their kid isn't always going to like or even love them, especially when they are too little to comprehend those terms. Sometimes…

There's an early episode of House where a kid keeps coming in with stuff up his nose. The big case is a mobster who has a secret linked to his condition and his little brother is all up in House's shit about it at inappropriate times, like when he's trying to see this kid. The kid keeps squirming and won't sit…