It would make no more sense for them to speak with Russian accents. 

I want to be rooting so much harder for the Raptors, but Drake is ruining it for me.  I hate it.  

You are allowed to watch things that came out before your “time.” FYI.

I saw Cocoon when I was about 12 and my answer has been an enthusiastic yes ever since.

https://www.cbssports.com/nba/news/nbas-g-league-to-offer-top-prospects-125k-contracts-as-an-option-to-a-one-and-done-season-in-college-basketball/

no.

He had to make decent money for playing Sweeney the leprechaun in American Gods.

that video was so underwhelming

The people stanning for this chump have to be the people who still think Obama was a great president, right?

Thank god Jizyah Shorts didn’t win.  Maybe it shouldn’t have been Pope Thrower, but better that than Jizyah.

truly the only good daily show on the network. i only know this because i work in a bar that has the tv tuned to espn with some frequency. the network is garbage.

Couldn’t happen to a worse city.  Kudos to the players who are from all over the world.  Fuck St. Louis.  Good day.

I am sad that I have run out of people to tell about this impression. Glad to see it getting a little hype.  So damn funny.

calculating a server’s hourly wage is way more complicated than most people think. servers have huge tax bills because their hourly wage doesn’t cover their taxes, servers tip out bussers, server assistants, backwaiters, bartenders, food runners and sometimes cooks and hosts. and, during their often long and…

HI! I’M SUPER COOL AND I’VE KNOWN ABOUT THIS FOREVER.  YOUR BLOG IS SO 2000&LATE! GET A LIFE, DUMB BLOG!!!

I will be genuinely saddened if Jizyah wins.  

I am “little brother” refers to the Hound.

not really worth noting.  

tempura green beans.  lol.

Is this video funny?